Jusquo Unpheu, lovingly rendered by my friend @june-jackalope ! you can find this image along with his bio on his about page :)

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Jusquo Unpheu, lovingly rendered by my friend @june-jackalope ! you can find this image along with his bio on his about page :)
Jusquo 23, 24, 27, 28 (jusquo i love u,)
23. Describe your ideal redrom date.
If vous must know, mon moirail et moi often pass notre time à un café; she listens to moi explainne mes çases, et je listen to her desçribe les serviçés de çhurçh.
24. Describe your ideal blackrom date.
Je suppose, hypothetiçally, je would aime if mon kismesis (hypothetiçalle) were to çhallenge moi d’un moçk battle legalle, to allow moi to displaye mon prowess legislaçeuratorial. Je would reçiproçate in kind, of çourse, if they had any partiçular area d’expertise they wished to demonstrate.
27. If you could ask your ancestor a question, what would it be?
Je suis normalie somewhate dans le fençe régarding les ançesteurs, mais je will aççeptte pour le sake de this aske that ils sont unquestionneably réel. Je would adore de aske mine pour their adviçe, un legislaçeratuer d’another. J’ai little to learn from mes çontemporaries, mais mon own ançesteur might have some wisdome from which je çould benefitte.
28. If you could pass any advice down to your descendant, what would it be?
Never stop reaçhing. Greatness est dans notre bloode, et there is no forçe on Alternia ou dans le galaxie that çan keep an Unpheu from suççess!
Jusquo- 15, 20, 21, 29, 34
15. What are your thoughts on self-pailing?
Je... Je ne feel pas çomfortable answering that pour un strangeur.
20. Is blood color a factor when choosing quadrant mates?
J’ai les eyes only pour talente et dediçationne! ...Although bleu est un çouleur attraçtivè.
21. What are your opinions on Imperialism?
Imperialisme? Well, if il n’est pas des laws against it, je n’ai pas des objeçtionnes, et ils ne sont PAS des laws against l'operationne de l'Empire, ohohoho!
29. What factors do you consider when choosing clothes?
J’aime le çlothing that est bold, les outfits that shoute, “Je suis çonfidante!” There n’est pas un pointe en dressing up if nobody est going to appreçiate le çare vous have put ento votre outfitte. If je ne stande oute pas, if je ne suis pas mèmorable, whate have I açhieved?
34. Do you believe in magic? Do you believe in miracles?
Bah! Le magiç et les miraçles sont pour des çhumps. Un trolle réel ne requires pas l’interventionne magiçalle.
hey i love Jusquo so much. can i get uhhhhhhh #18 and #22 for him for no reason
bro for real... Trye staying en love avec lui when il speakes like thise all le damn time, Jégus. you need better taste
18. Kissing: tongue or no tongue?
tongue, probably, but he will not make out with you without first calling an imaginary court to order and reading you your charges. the legislacerative grind stops for nobody; there’s a reason Meytan is the only troll that can stand being in a quad with him
22. Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?
Meytan is the only person allowed to call Jusquo anything resembling a pet name (and it’s usually just basic things like “darling” or “dear”). anyone else WILL meet a swift death at the hands of his gavel, no matter what quadrant
Jusquo - 24, 25, 26, 27 [@sanguinarytrolls]
@sanguinarytrolls here ya go!
24. Honesty or charity?
Jusquo isn’t really big on either, but if he had to choose, honesty at least makes prosecution cleaner.
25. Safety or possibility?
it’s all about striving! Jusquo’s gonna be the BEST, and if that means failing once or twice or eleven times or more, so be it. he’ll always have his moirail to pick him back up and remind him that he was born to succeed, as if his unquenchable ambition didn’t already remind him of that all the time.
26. Talent or effort?
he does do the extra work to make his cases really shine, but Jusquo mostly coasts on his natural flair for entrapment. in other trolls, of course, he expects only the best of both, and will talk so much smack if you’re not a prodigy putting in 50-hour weeks.
27. Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?
Is thate evene un question? Je suis un legislaçerateur; je n’understande pas le “forgiveness”.
even in his personal life, Jusquo can hold a grudge almost as well as Meytan. in or out of the courtroom, if you get on his bad side, he’s not going to let you forget it for a looooong time.