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jastin… @penultimateapogee

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aaaaaaaa i forgot to post this but i got my commission back from @melonsharks (twitter)!!! i fuckign love this so much Look At Her

[penultimateapogee]

imixbry romance afterglow

FUCK i. forgot to post this here when i put it on twitter. not-quite-finished extremely sapphic fantroll romance on main

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moodboard i made for Tesrem Osmoni, a freelance hacker who contracts for Corporate to pay the bills and to make selling Corporate database access even easier. i commissioned a custom design for her because i’m terrible at making my own; will make sure to put it here ASAP :0

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just a heads up that im a Vast Error fan now so there will be Repitonian fantrolls here at some point. read Vast Error, play Snowbound Blood

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I'm gonna say something sappy and lovely to you and that is a threat. I'm gonna be gentle to you because you fucking deserve it. Dick.

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Describe your troll on anon, and I'll tell you if any of mine would date them

Don’t forget the details: Where your troll would take mine, bloodcolor, age, gender, hobbies, and available quadrants!

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can i ask abt non-profiled trolls? because PLEASE give me the rundown on Omaewa Mushin and Deirru Nahnie

HELL YES i am always down to talk about any of my trolls whether or not they have finished pages (this is an invitation). Omaewa Mushin and Deirru Nahnie are so funny but also kind of terrifying. they were designed to fit into the archetype of “JoJo villain” and boy do they ever hit that mix of silly and intimidating!

Omaewa and Deirru are moirails and partners in mercenary activity slash general fucking shit up. their names obviously come from the “omae wa mou shindeiru” (“you are already dead”) meme; originally, Omaewa Mushin was the only one (they alternated between the two quirks every other sentence), but then my friend amy said “what if there were two to complete the phrase?” amy is a genius.

Omaewa Mushin is a purple who’s built like a JoJo parts 1-2 character; which is to say, a brick wall given life. they’re agender, they/them or it/its pronouns. Their quirk is that they speak with perfect grammar all the time. Except they replace all end punctuation. Including commas. With sentence breaks. They are very calm and rational.

Deirru Nahnie is an olive; her body type is more like a part 5+ JoJo character; skinnier, but still muscular and could (will) snap you in half. her gender is feral lesbian (she uses she/they but if you call her a g*rl you die immediately). HER QUIRK IS SIMILAR TO OMAEWAS IN THAT SHE NEVER USES COMMAS!!! BUT OPPOSITE IN THAT INSTEAD OF CALM!!! SHE IS CONSTANTLY OFF THE FUCKING RAILS!!!! INDOOR VOICE?!? I DONT KNOW HER!!!

every time i talk about these two i rewrite the same dialogue snippet. that’s probably accurate because they use it a lot but neither of them bother to memorize the exact words. hopefully this shows you what i mean by funny/intimidating/JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

You thought that you had us cornered. But in reality. You were only trapping yourself. DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT US THAT EASILY!?!? YOU MUST BE DUMBER THAN YOU LOOK!!! Your fate has always been sealed. From the moment you began this futile pursuit. YOU WERE ALREADY DEAD!!!!!

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dupili i love u

[ :oD ]

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dupili do u have any friends? do you want any?

[ a few ] [ sometimes i meet people randomly who turn out to be nice and understanding ] [ its hard to look for people like that without feeling bad or meeting bad ones though ] [ so i just let the messiahs lead us to each other ] [ :o) ]

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hey Glizdo would u be open to the idea of a blynd date i know a guy you myght lyke -impertinentMariner

\ Well, I mean… I appreciate your concern, but, I, um… Oh, what have I got to lose? Sure, this might be co-ol. /

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Dupili 2 10 20 29 30!

2. How do you feel about your place in the hemospectrum?

[ if people expect you to be silly or scary its ok to be quiet ] [ :o) ]

10. What are your INTERESTS?

[ i like playing music ] [ its neat to make people feel things just by making sounds ] [ and also nobody talks when youre playing ] [ :oX ] [ :oD ] [ i also go for walks sometimes ] [ or just stand somewhere quiet and think ] [ some people think im meditating or doing a joke ] [ but no i just like thinking ] [ :o) ] [ i think about the moons and the grass and the messiahs and all sorts of things ] [ sometimes i think so much that i wish i had someone to talk to ] [ not real talking but sort of sharing my thoughts ] [ so i talk to the pink moon ] [ Co: ] [ not the green one i just dont think it would understand ] [ :oP ]

20. Is blood color a factor when choosing quadrant mates?

[ ive never had a quad ] [ dont really want one ] [ :o/ ] [ everyone says “you have to talk to your quadrantmates” ] [ and that doesnt sound very fun ] [ needing to talk instead of wanting to ]

29. What factors do you consider when choosing clothes?

[ i dont like when things touch me when i dont expect it ] [ Xo( ] [ so i have gloves and a little scarf and long sleeves and a hat ] [ i like poofy pants though ] [ theyre breezy its fun ] [ :o) ]

30. Could you sleep without a recuperacoon for a sweep?

[ :o) ] [ i dont use my recuperacoon much anyway ] [ some of my friends say they need it all the time because they start having scary thoughts ] [ but im good at dealing with scary thoughts ] [ i can just ] [ put them in a box ] [ :o) ] [ and then they cant hurt me ] [ :o) ]

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skylar kitsen 15 23 24

15. What are your thoughts on self-pailing?

horny motherfucker. im, ahem, not opposed to it, but if you mean to trick the drones it just seems dumb. if youre rea||y in that much of a bind go for it i guess? but i just think its too much risk. i dont know if the drones actua||y test for genetic variance in pails, but if they do, whoops, cu||ed. maybe if you and a friend both do it and mix? this feels like a weird train of thought to be following for an ask lmao

23. Descripe your ideal redrom date.

i’d like to go to a café and then walk back to one of our hives, probably cuddle and watch something random. i’d say a hike, but there aren’t a lot of safe trails around here, and “safe” is sti|| relative unfortunately

24. Describe your ideal blackrom date.

honestly, probably the same thing. pitchdates dont need to be some sort of contrived oneupmanship contest yknow?. the nature of the relationship on its own affects the nature of the date, so the same setup can produce shared enjoyment and/or romantically tense disagreement depending on what youre looking for

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Martin 6 26 34

6. What do you think life will be like when you leave Alternia?

gosh thats not something i think about a lot huh! well all this fighting for the empire whosiwhatsit sounds a bit like my explorations but in space and certainly if its as EZ as that ive got nothing to worry about!

26. If you knew the Vast Glub was happening tomorrow, how would you spend your last night?

i think id like to revisit my favorite ruins and reminisce on old times, gosh i sure would be sad if i found out we were all gonna bite the dust tomorrow! i might even try to find my way aboveground to say hello/goodbye to some of my pals though thats EZer said than done haha!

34. Do you believe in magic? Do you believe in miracles?

if im being honest magic sounds like a load of hogwash really. ive never seen any magic except maybe my trusty gauntlet i found in some ruins a long time ago but i like to think its just real advanced science i dont quite understand! science was never my strong suit it just doesnt come as EZily to me as crawling and rappelling and whatnot!

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Glizdo 23 7 11 35

7. If you could have any blood color, what would it be?

I don’t think about my blo-od much... I suppose teal would be nice, since they have access to libraries and whatnot.

11. What do you look for in a matesprit?

Oh, don’t remind me... Yes, I know I should really be lo-oking for a matesprit, but I just don’t know anyone who could match my passion for... Well, my ideal matesprit would be just as interested in bo-oks as I am. I’d appreciate having someone to discuss them with. Oh, and it could be neat to date someone mechanically inclined, although I might wind up ashamed of my silly little busywork projects, \o-o/.

23. Descripe your ideal redrom date.

You sure are interested in my flushed leanings, aren’t you? Well, if you insist, I might like to do a sort of bo-ok club style date, where we discuss things we’ve read and make recommendations. I could show them some of my co-oler mechanical projects, to-o, if they were interested.

35. If you could go anywhere in the multiverse right now, where would you go?

It sounds a little fo-olish with anywhere at all to explore, but I’d love to visit a library off-planet. Imagine the kinds of bo-oks that could be written with an adult’s life of experiences to draw on!

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Ft. Jusquo from @genotypical-trolls​