#just beef

[envious-sinsystem]

It is hot as hell in this hot ass fuck ass system I'm in-

IS THAT SPECIMEN 11 FROM SJSM??????

[ghoulcified]

No one in my family can fucking cook a decent meal except me. Unfortunately for all involved parties, I’ve been depressed for the last 20 hours and have been hiding in my room.

[shad-the-rad]

@ that angry customer who called in to complain tonight Congratulations on being the first person to hang up on me in a decade, you get to join the illustrious group otherwise populated by young teenage girls. Also I am literally the biggest pushover who could've taken your goddamn call and you didn't feel the need to take advantage of that, so I guess that's your problem bro "do you want me to tell everyone on the internet not to go to your restaurant or just everyone I know in person?" Well sir I'm pretty sure you're old enough to decide that for yourself *click*

[doctor-hollow-blog]

*baking a meat pie*

*has never done this before*

*hopes the recipient likes it*