#just crazy things

[curlysnack]

im scared to open gr!ndr cuz this boi wants to go on a date and i dont feel ready

[littlemsscareall]

The feminine urge to reenact Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats.

[axololol-blog]

If you can't handle me at my non-responsive, you don't deserve me at my highly functional

[ohromeox]

Reason number 1 why I should live alone; Going into a psychotic rage when I find the empty toilet paper roll hasn't been replaced with a new one.

[charliecatsandcactuses]

So when I was getting up to leave heathers, I had to stand on clothes and bed and I teetered and almost fell on Kire and I was like NO so I put my arm up for balance and in the process PUNCHED THE AIR VENT which sent my phone flying out of my hand and across the room. My first words weren’t “ow” or something concerning my phone possibly breaking. Do you know what I said? “OH NO TAYLOR SWIFT ARE YOU OKAY?” bc my lock screen is her. It was hilarious. Anyway, I then walked out of the room and took ten fucking steps and stomped directly on a screw. Like ow? So then my foot and hand both hurt? And then I turn to heather and say “bet you ten dollars my car breaks on the way home” Halfway down the road my brake light comes on and now I have to press pedal all the way down to floor to stop and I’m still rolling.

[cats-ate-all-of-my-pasta-bl-blog]

Sometimes someone tells me their age, like 16 or something and I'm all "Wow, they're so much older than me they'd never want to be my friend" Then I remember I'm actually 15 now so they're isn't much of an age gap there XD