Monch Monch

my evil little antisocial diary

[curlysnack]

its hard not to feel lonely being single as your friends pair up and bring their partners around to every hangout and retreat to themselves in group settings at dinner tables even

[curlysnack]

im scared to open gr!ndr cuz this boi wants to go on a date and i dont feel ready

[curlysnack]

when he flirts with you on your porn twitter 🙈

[foulserpent]

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

[curlysnack]

the feminine urge to move to another city where your ex and parents and friends cant follow you

[curlysnack]

sometimes i get sad thinking about my ex but then i remember hed pick his nose in public soooo

[curlysnack]

idk ive never really blogged because i hate the idea of putting content and data out there that can be linked to me

but tumblrs userbase is so niche i guess i dont really have to worry about that