#just ham

[supercalafragilisticxpalidocious]

There are exactly two reasons why I could never be a Monte Cristo Level Subscriber to Midnight Burger

1: Money

2: I could never think of a cool enough name.

[hamsters-in-cups]

gretamariia part 3: the woolfelting of the watercolor of the photo

[dovahqueene]

Ham just looks evil

[fishhamlet-blog1]

if you shortened my nickname itd just be ham

[praisebetoshaihulud-blog]

admittedly my eating habits are worthy of comment but that still doesn't mean people should

[galactic-kitty]

I'm babysitting this kid and all he wants is ham for dinner

[justiceforsnape319]

i may or may not have been wearing the same thing since friday