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I have the greatest friends...
Yesterday, I was hanging out with a few of my IRLs, and we came to a bridge on our walk. Now, I fully admit I am not nearly as stunning in the real world as I am here... mostly because I cannot under any circumstances take E...
But the bridge had a load limit of 7 tons. And one of them said "oh, we better not cross, Muse's magnum rack might collapse it."
Ugh... it was teasing... but it made me feel so good...! I know they follow me here- thank you!!!
Why cant they make potions that turn you into a hyper girl with a massive cock and... huh? Hang on I gotta take this
*Me, in a vaguely Calvin and Hobbes-esque monologue tone:*
Fuck, I have got to get freakier! I'm being outfreaked on all counts, and this kind of generalized lewdity doesn't catch interaction! I have to appeal to a very specific subset! Hypers- why not hypers? Of course, they haven't been around so much since the economic inflation started getting bad... being hyper is hyper-expensive...
The mothgirl in the corner of my room:
Whats inflation? Im a visual learner btw
