Sorry it took so long, Anon. I was in the middle of the new Walking Dead episode and getting ready for work haha.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?My two amazing Tumblr friends in Canada and one who resides in New Hampshire.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.There is actually no book I can find xD.
4) What do you think about most?The future.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?“I think friday through mondays would be better. But again its what everyone can do if they wanna go”
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?With.
7) What’s your strangest talent?I… Don’t really know of any strange talents I have compared to the ones I know that are pretty normal? Lol
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)“Girls please, please, allow my voice to calm you down. Boy understand. Girls will never listen or learn.” Mayday Parade - Girls. :P
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?Nopee.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?That’s too metal for me, man. I play real guitar. :P
11) Do you have any strange phobias?Besides bees, and other stinging insects and spiders? Nope lol
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?Naw.
13) What’s your religion?Catholic family, but I choose to be Agnostic.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Patrolling at work.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Both.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Green Day at #1!
17) What was the last lie you told?Don’t remember, honestly…
18) Do you believe in karma?Slightly.
19) What does your URL mean?Just my nickname and my favorite number.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?WEAKNESS: I guess it would be that I care too much about things? I mean, like towards people and their feelings and such? Idk.STRENGTH: Patience with most things and Generosity.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?Ellen Page, Anna Kendrick, uhhh Abigail Breslin. There’s a few more, but I can’t think of them lol.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?Nope.
23) How do you vent your anger?I either talk to my best friends about it. (Online and/or off). Or I jusr blog about it on Tumblr/Facebook.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?Homestuck stuff.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Depends. But, mostly chatting online.
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?Oh, yes, definitely.
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?I hate the sound of mosquitos when they buzz by your ear.I love the sound of a good melody. :)
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?Biggest “what if” I have is sometimes I think what if my friends either hate me or are just pretending to be my friend…
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Well, I do think that some aspects of the supernatural exist. Aliens, definitely. It’s impossible to think we are the only living things in the universe.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.Literally for both, a couch pillow.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?Nothing that has an aroma lol.
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?Worst place I’ve been in is when a major concert headliner comes up and in the crowd it just gets soooo tight amd crowded lmao.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?East coast!
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?Hayley Williams, Taylor Jardine
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?Live and learn.
36) Define Art.Anything that you can draw yourself into and appreciate in many ways. (Pun intended.)
37) Do you believe in luck?Somewhat lol.
38) What’s the weather like right now?Slightly windy?
39) What time is it?10:11PM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes. I accidentally hit a classmate’s bumper back in high school. He didn’t press charges for the scrape, thankfully. :)
41) What was the last book you read?I don’t remember, actually.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?Weirdly enough, yes lol.
43) Do you have any nicknames?Mhmmm. Abster and Abs.
44) What was the last movie you saw?I actually don’t remember lol.
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Fracturing my wrist.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?Nopee.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?Homestuck lmao.
48) What’s your sexual orientation?You asked this already. Straight.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?Yep. Loooong time ago.
50) Do you believe in magic?In a young girl’s heart? :P
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Not really.
52) What is your astrological sign?LIBRA!
53) Do you save money or spend it?Both lmao.
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?Homestuck Charms. :)
55) Love or lust?Love most definitely.
56) In a relationship?Nopee..
57) How many relationships have you had?Ohh, sooo many I can’t keep track. Let me see, there’s about 0 in there. :P
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?Naw.
59) Where were you yesterday?Hanging out with one of my friends for their birthday. Then worked.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Newspaper plastic bag.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?Yes.
62) What’s your favorite animal?Dogs and cats.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?Generosity, chivalry, etc, I guess.
64) Where is your best friend?One is studying most likely.One is gonna get off of work soon.Idk what one is up to.One is working right now.Two are up in CanadaOne is in New Hampshire
65) Spit or swallow?(;Who swallows their chewing gum?? :PI’m straight. Lol.
66) What is your heritage?Filipino
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?Patrolling.
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?Idk. I only know his first name. It’s Crowley. :P
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yes.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?Hell yea!
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?I would try to save the dog. If all else fails, my boss can find out what happened on the news because both the dog and I drowned since I can’t swim well either xD.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?A. Yes.B. Cross things off of my bucket list.C. Little bit, yes. :(
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.Trust. Love is hard to come by, but, trust is always there when you keep supporting it. You gain more with trust whereas love, once you lose it, well, you know…
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Terezi’s Theme! >:D
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?4549
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Trust, commitment, and communication from both sides.
77) How can I win your heart?Basically just don’t do anything I wouldn’t do to someone else and just be yourself without being a jerk or an asshole.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?In some ways, but mostly not.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?To be a better person and keep going at it no matter if someone tells you that you won’t go anywhere with it because they’re too stubborn to think that way.
80) What size shoes do you wear?9 1/2 to 10?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?I… Really don’t know…
82) What is your favorite word?“Interesting”. I sometimes catch myself using that word interestingly enough. :P
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.Prince of Heart ;)
84) What is a saying you say a lot?“Never give up”?
85) What’s the last song you listened to?Terezi’s Theme lmao
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?Green/Black
87) What is your current desktop picture?A picture of Terezi carrying Karkat while they go Pchooooooo!
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Idk.
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?I honestly don’t know. There was one on here actually, but I told the truth about it on my answer lmao.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?“Are… Are you my mummy?” ;)
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Air bending!! :D
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?I guess jamming with my band?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?None because you learn from them.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?Read number 21. :P
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Canada? Lol
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?Nope.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?Nope.
98) Ever been on a plane?Yes.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?“CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMANS.CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.CG: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIVES UNFOLD.CG: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.CG: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE “PARADISE” PLANET.CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMANS.CG: ONLY MY HATE.CG: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.CG: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.CG: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.CG: YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF SHITS.”
-Karkat Vantas Monologue from when he began Trolling John Egbert-
