Bye Bye Scottie
T’was the year 1870. Some filthy “Canadians” hadst been arrested and imprisoned. Among those folk wast none other than Thomas Scott. Scott wast vile and vulgar, a displeasure to beest around. Insubordination wast bound to followeth, and such wast what that gent wast executed for. The government didn’t mind. But those filthy protestant rascals didst! Such fibbery. The Toronto Globe coequal wenteth as far as to sayeth I wast the enemy of the country, Queen and religion. Is it wrongful to murder the sir who hadst injured mine guards and his fellow captives? I think not.










