#justeimer

[fonzullah]

And now for the Friday fun I've been planning for a whole year, but never got round to coz, well, I've never actually seen 7am on a Friday.  It begins

[castigattte]

Oh my god Ian I know it's ages til Christmas but will you please make eggnog again?

[edithing-around]

IAN

that photo of harry i just tagged you in all i can think about is that time i thought you said you watched a hobo die whilst eating pizza but remember we had that whole pizza hanging out of your mouth thing or whatever the fuck you were eating was it chips? imagine seeing harry hahahha

i can't believe i thought you said you saw a hobo die and just sat there eating while they did and then i almost passed out from laughing so hard oh god its happening again

[edithing-around]

-is it harry

-yes its harry i bought you harry styles surprise

-knew it

[edithing-around]

so i had a dream

you know that period of sleep when you've woken up in the morning but you go back for another half hour ish? i don't know why this is relevant but that's when i had it

anyway i dreamt i was in an elevator with harry styles (i know) and that there was a jazz version of the post metalcore (do not hate me for this sub-genre alright most people refer to them as that) band Parkway Drive playing because, elevator music. 

And for no FUCKING reason i stupidly said 'well, at least we have this soothing music to break the tension'.

and i said it as a joke. (No i don't actually think that could even be considered a joke it's the worst thing i've ever heard and it came out of my own 'mouth')

and then. 

Harry Styles died laughing.

I killed harry styles.

I killed him. In an elevator. With the worlds shittest excuse for a joke.

I wrote this to commemorate it because it was fucking hilarious and ian also almost died laughing when i told him. 

[castigattte]

My friends and I have an aversion to the world 'quirky'.

[edithing-around]

hahahah my two examples of Ad Hominem;

Harry believes that abortion should be legal in Ireland.

However, Harry dresses badly, gets bad grades in school and rarely showers.

Therefore, abortion should not be made legal in Ireland. 

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Anne says school uniforms in secondary schools will soon become a thing of the past. Sean says that Anne can’t be trusted as she eats too many vegetables to be considered normal. Therefore, Anne is wrong and school uniforms will not become a thing of the past.

Sean’s statement does not prove Anne wrong; it only attacks Anne’s consumption of vegetables. 

[edithing-around]

that post needed to be deleted god what was that.

also my room is .. transcending messy.

it's worse than it has ever been I'm glad Eimer didn't come over after our run tonight. Yes Eimer it's that bad.