random psa. if you are using clemency and the healer(me) is not dead and you are not even below 40% health i am trying to psychically kill you in real life through the screen

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random psa. if you are using clemency and the healer(me) is not dead and you are not even below 40% health i am trying to psychically kill you in real life through the screen
tfw the GNB uses Superbolide at 25% right before you hit Lustrate
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Struggles of the daily Healer
Mercy trying to res her whole team
Watching your Tank sacrifice themselves for you
getting spammed for heals
Trying to heal critically injured team mates (as Lucio) and getting nowhere
Getting Hanzo’d 24/7
People complaining that you’re not contesting even though you are
When you miss that one person during res
Running from an enemy Pharah as Mercy
If the healer is saying the alliance is awful
the alliance is awful. Don’t debate it. They’re the ones that have to raise you when you ignore mechanics.
Your healers see everything. Don’t pretend like they don’t.
An open letter to AST mains
I do not main your class. I am a SCH through and through, but I do know your mechanics because that only makes me a better healer; knowing how to work with another healer class makes anyone a better healer.
With 3.4 coming, AST Noct is getting buffs and the card system is getting a swift kick in the pants. These are good things, and I am genuinely happy for all of you that main AST and are going to enjoy the benefits of SE unfucking your Noct stance.
But I want you all to know that, even before this expansion was thought of, I have had nothing but respect for you all that make AST work for you like I make SCH work for me. You are all amazing healers. I applaud your quick thinking with your RNG buffing mechanic. I admire your humility when you switch to a stance that compliments your partner healer.
Are there shitty ASTs? Sure. But there are also SCHs and WHMs that do not belong playing healer either. I am sorry that you have all been shat on because of the handfull of doofuses that won't switch stance or that have no idea what they're doing. You never deserved that, and I apologise for all the healers who won't.
So ASTs, keep your glitterglobes sparkling this coming expansion. You are all wonderful, and if anyone tells or has told you otherwise before, tell them a damn good SCH told them to stuff their main hand weapon up their ass. You were great healers before this buff. You were great healers when AST first hit the ground. I know you will continue to rock that RNG for all the expansions to come.
I love all you glittermages.
Sincerely,
-Rinh
I forgot how much I hated fishing. And having to like, kill things myself out in the world.
Does anyone else feel personally responsible when npcs die in fates or is that just me?