it is november 5th 2030. i go to a taylor swift concert. she is promoting her third best-of album. there, in the first row, i see jensen ross ackles dancing along to We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. he cries out the weeeEeeee in the chorus entirely off-tune. i laugh at him. he cries. i join in. taylor swift plays the tapesTM to her hit song Red. i lend janson anckles my lighter to hold up. he sets the venue on fire. we go for drinks after.










