#justsomerandomweebo rants

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So I just watched Ns11 ending...

What a load of complete and utter bullshit

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

ALL THE BUILD UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT???? THIS RUSHED, UNDER DEVELOPED BULLSHIT THAT THEY DARE CALL AN ENDING?! THE WHOLE THING JUST PISSES ME OFF SOOOO BAD!

Lloyd honey I love you but YOU ALONE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO REVIVE ZANE. THIS SHOULD BE A FAMILY MATTER. ALL THE NINJA SHOULD BE THERE! ALL OF THEM COMING TOGETHER WHEN ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS, THEIR BROTHER IN JEOPARDY! THAT WAS THE MOST ANTICLIMACTIC BULLSHIT I'VE EVER LAID MY EYES UPON WHAT THE FUCK

THE OTHER'S DIDN'T EVEN SEE ZANE AS THE ICE EMPEROR! I'M JUST FUCKIN PISSED! I DEDICATED MONTHS OF MY TIME, JUST TO GET SERVED A FROZEN SOLID PLATE OF BULLSHIT.

All I can say right now is my disappointment is immeasurable and my Monday morning is ruined.

Thanks ninjago

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Me looking at the 7 fics i have pinned that are more than half way though and I simply can’t finish for some reason:

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*Slams hands on the table*

I swear to the norns above I will finish that Overdad fic! So what am I going to do right now? Shoot out a teaser of course!

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The Overlord only knew the errors of his decision to try and overthrow the First Spinjitzu Master when he rose the scythe of quakes high, intent in his eyes. He slammed the scythe into the ground and the land began to split, putting space between him and his children, watching helplessly as he was reduced to spirit as they were reduced to statues. He watched his eldest from afar, the one he appointed leader hardened, turnt to stone while reaching for him, his mouth still opened in a yell.

He tried to get to him, to them but he couldn't leave the island. The space between them only kept growing. Soon, he couldn't see them anymore. He was wrong. He should have never attacked if it had meant his children would be collateral. But he hadn't known that. He had created them all as soldiers at first, meant to be disposed if it meant he could reach his goal of conquering Ninjago. But he had watched them learn and interact and grew to treasure them. Now, none if that matters. His sons were at the mercy of the First Spinjitzu Master. He could find a way to shatter them. He feared for them.

But that fear gave way to anger, to the promise of retribution if even one of them ended up broken. And with the passing of thousands of years, watching their home sink into the Endless Sea, plotting his return, his revenge...

He lost himself along the way.

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Be straight with me, what do you guys think???

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Question: Does Ninjago Have A Moon?

I mean, I don't recall seeing one in the series and it would explain why the Endless Sea is so calm outside of storms.

You only see barely there waves from the sun's gravitational pull but if there was a moon present, the waves would be bigger and stronger to its more prominent pull.

My geekness is showing but I've been curious about this for a while... What do you guys think?

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Guys, guys

I actually sat down and completely watched S8 last night for a prompt (since i skipped a few episodes oops) and few things:

So um. Garmadon literally sniffed his brother out from who knows how far away... IN A CITY FILLED WITH A MILLION OTHER SMELLS AND PEOPLE WHAT THE HECK

Those Oni senses turnt.

Another thing, that psychic bond Wu, Garmadon and Lloyd has? *Mumbles* might do a fic for that. But it was freaking cool, ok? We need more of that good stuff.

I LOVE AND RESPECT MR. E

And lastly...

I just had baby Wu for a few hours but if anything happened to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Thanks for coming to my weeb talk.

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Dabs because Discord straight up quit on me and refuses to function

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If you don’t mind me asking, what do you love about Kozu so much? I need a list dude.

*Rubs hands together*

Ok, let's get into ny obsessive love of mah boi.

Literally. Everything.

But you asked for a list so here it is

His voice (jfc have you heard him laugh???)👌👌👌

I absolutely adore his appearance. The white 'skin' and the red marks were what first drew my attention to him. I saw him and thought- holy shit this dude looks epic!

I love all the other Stone Warriors- especially the big guy- but Kozu is my #1 guy

His four arms. Extra hugging power 💪💪💪💪

I just find literally everything he does neat👌👌👌

Visuals aside, he's an Angry Boi™ and I love him

He's so condescending I can't even

"Or what? You will make a big splash?"

Not to mention he's a great general

He knows his shit and cares about his brothers

Like he may be a vigilant leader but he won't go out of his way to be unnecessarily cruel

Also he radiates big 'then perish' vibes and I love that

Helmet aside, he's fiercely loyal (even if it is just to his Overdad and brothers)

I like to imagine if you get on his good side, he'll look out for you like family

Plus since Ninjago's writers seems to dislike the sons of the Overlord, he also gets very little screen time which is pretty terrible in my eyes. The only reason I'm adding this fact is due to the writing potentials it opens up.

There's a lot more reasons I love the boi but these are the main. My boi Kozu holds his butterfly katanas to my throat and steals all my UwUs and OwOs. I just-

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Me: *has a million and one Ninjago fic ideas to write*

Me: *Can't choose one to focus on*

Me: *sees the whole day passing without a single fic being posted*

Me: