👏 this is so exciting!…maybe she wakes up being surrounded by the elves watching her “sleep” & Santa Ari comes in to make them all introduce themselves before shooting them out to explain to her how being HIS is going to work. (Of course the naughty little elves are listening at the door)
hello! loved this request! I hope you like what I wrote.
christmas masterlist
summary - you wake up in the north pole, being properly introduced to the men who keep breaking into your home and the giant man who is famously known as santa claus.
warning - fluff, slight attitude from some elves, swearing, slight angst.
You huff in your sleep as you feel something poking you, a small voice following. “Why isn’t she waking? We haven’t got all day.” You slowly blink your eyes open, squinting in the direction of a small man. “Ah! She’s awake! Motherfucker scared me!” Ransom jumps back, stumbling into the other men.
Lloyd rolls his eyes, annoyed with how dramatic Ransom is. They all stand around, letting Ari sit down next to you, watching as he brushes your hair out of your face as you blink up at him. “Don’t worry about them, darling. You’re safe.” He helps you slowly sit up against the headboard. Your eyes scan over the tiny men, feeling like Snow White when she woke surrounded by small men. “These are my little helpers.” He turns and motions his hands toward them, raising a brow when no one steps up.
Steve beams, excitedly moving forward with his tiny hand out. “Hi! I’m Steve! You helped me untangle from your lights, and I’m so sorry if I caused any trouble!” A slight squeal leaves him when you give him your finger to shake before he’s rudely shoved aside by Lee, who in return gets scolded.
“I’m Lee.” He crawls onto your lap, looking up at you with a snarl. “Everyone told me that I have to apologise for punching you in the face. So, I guess I’m sorry.” He grumbles as he crawls off, shoulders crashing into Lloyd’s as he moves closer.
“I’m Lloyd. I ain’t sorry for anything I did.” You stay silent as you take in their names, watching as Lloyd is pushed aside by a very excited elf.
“I’m Jake! I just have to say, you taste amazing, and I can’t get over it!” His cheeks turn a bright pink, the other’s facepalming. He slowly moves back, waving at you, causing a small smile to appear on your face from his cuteness.
Frank moves forward, “I’m Frank. I’m sorry for the mess I made when I tugged on your tinsel and for causing you to trip. It was never my intention to hurt you.”
“I’m Johnny! But the females call me Torch.” He gives you a wink before looking back at your underwear attached to him. “Oh yeah! These are also mine now! But I will be coming to collect more as your scent disappears.”
“I’m Curtis. I’m not sorry.” He shrugs, fixing the small pointed hat on his head, grumbling about how stupid he looks.
Ransom steps forward, clearing his throat and fixing the trenchcoat that fits over his stupid elf uniform. “I’m Ransom, the best looking out of all these idiots.” Small ‘Heys!’ Fill the room, most glaring at him.
Ari shakes his head. “Alright, out now. You know the deal.” He’s met with grumbles and whines but glares until they all walk down the stairs made for them and out the bedroom door. Shouts can be heard as Ari waves his hand and the door slams shut behind them. He rolls his eyes when he hears the elves press against the door, trying to hear inside.
He turns and looks at you. “How are you feeling? Are you okay?” You nod, watching as he grabs a glass of water and brings it to your lips. You smile, gratefully taking huge gulps, the dryness in your throat finally disappearing.
“I’m okay. Thank you.” Your eyes dance around the room, taking in all the pretty colours and the softness of the sheets, brows furrowed as you notice the colour. Ari’s chuckle fills your ears, and somehow it’s your favourite sound. “Why are your sheets the colour of Christmas? I mean… I get your Santa but don’t you want other colours?” You look up at him with wide, curious eyes.
“Not really. The elves were nice one year and gave me this as a present, so it’s very dear to me.” He smiles, hands stroking the soft sheets before turning toward you. “Now, I’m going to explain why you are here and what that entitles.” You nod your attention on him entirely. “I brought you here because you are now mine. I might share you with the elves if they are good, but other than that, you will be known as Mrs Claus.” He raises a brow, waiting for you to protest, but you just stare at him, blinking. “You will have freedom. This isn’t a prison, so if you don’t want this. You do have a say.” You watch him become nervous as he says this as if he’s waiting for you to reject him.
You smile, hand resting on top of his. “That sounds good, but I think I’ll stay. I’ve been so lonely for so long that meeting you guys was the best thing to ever happen to me.” His thick arm wraps around you, causing you to curl into his side. “At least I got one of my presents.” He wasn’t supposed to hear that, but he’s glad he did because, with a wave of his hand, a box appears in front of you.
“I also got you a pet or pets.” Ari lifts your head, his fingers under your chin as he stares deep into your eyes. “I’m Santa. Anything you want, you will get. Any weird thing you’ve dreamt of can come true. If you want a unicorn, you’ll wake to twenty outside.” And Ari spoke the truth because he’d give up being Santa to keep you by his side forever. “Now go on, open your present.”
You beam, looking down at the box. “Are you sure it’s okay in the box? There are no holes.” Your worried voice fills the room. You carefully pick up the gift and place it on your lap.
“They’re okay.” He smiles, a sparkle in his eyes. Watching you unravel the ribbon and carefully pull off the lid. A gasp leaves you as you are met with some smiling faces and some grumpy faces. There in the box were the elves.
“Oh my god! They're so cute!” You stare at them in awe, your hand reaching in, feeling them grab on and hug it. “I feel they aren’t happy being wrapped in bows, though.” You receive nods from some of them and giant smiles from the other half.
“Can we take these damn things off? Why the hell are we in a box anyway?” Ransom grumbles, his arms crossed over his chest, watching the others touch your hand. A squeak leaves him when something touches his back. Turning, he notices your other hand touching him. Quickly looking up, he spots you staring down at him with a small smile. Not going to admit that it softens his heart a bit.
You turn and look at Ari, tears in your eyes and a smile on your face. “Thank you, this is the best present I’ve ever received.”
“Hey! What about thanking us?! Were the ones in the damn box!”
You peer down, chuckling. “Thank you, you guys are the cutest present I’ve ever gotten.”
