jeremy and thomas
@ofparasomnias // @jvstparanoid
falls asleep on the couch: Thomas
makes friends with the neighbors: Jeremy
is the adventurous eater: Depends what they’re eating.
hogs the covers at night: Jeremy
forgets to do the dishes: Neither (but unloading the dishwasher/putting them away doesn’t happen very often.)
tries to surprise their partner more often: Jeremy
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: Thomas (in all honesty, Jeremy tells him to leave it so their room looks lived in when he’s stuck home alone.)
stays up til 2 AM reading: Neither, but movies are another story
sings in the shower: Neither. It’s more about relaxing and feeling clean.
takes the selfies: Jeremy
plans date night: Both













