#k!verse

[detectivewayne]

#[tarren says: not my fault you're a whineass]

[Meanwhile Connor says it's not his fault you're a dickbag.]

[detectivewayne]

#Oh Connor - she's got a story for you...

[He's all ears.]

[detectivewayne]

8-10, 32, 37 & 52

8. Describe your crush

[Flying free!verse]

She’s nuts, and I’m honest when I say that I don’t mean it as an insult. She’s… hard t’keep up with, but exciting. It’d be a bad idea t’try anything with her, but sometimes I wonder if maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance there.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Hmm, he’s got dark hair, stands just a little bit shorter than me, and has eyes that make me feel like I’m th’only person in th’world. Oh, and he’s wearing a wedding band that matches mine.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No, not really. I mean atrraction, sure, but love? Nah, that takes a while t’develop in my opinion.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yes, in high school.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Y-yes. [Winces while remembering his feelings for Sylar]

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

[Pirate!verse]

Yes. It’s… It was stupid t’have feelings for him. He’d never look at me th’same way so there really wasn’t much use in pining.

[detectivewayne]

Hey, Xena?

Can I ask you a bit of a personal question?

[detectivewayne]

Wyatt may just be staring at Connor. Jedi mind tricks to get him to leave his apartment.

Connor may be flipping to the next page of his book, clearly not going anywhere. He doesn’t notice the prying eyes.

Yet.

[detectivewayne]

[In answer to this]

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Coffee, totally.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Tired. In more than one way.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

[He goes red all the way to his ears, ducking his head.] I was, uh... I was back home. I'd gone t'Coney Island and, uh, I'd brought someone with me. I was just, y'know, showing him my world. I guess it just always seemed like a nice date spot. [Now he seems a little wistful.]

9. Three of your current feelings?

Tired, homesick--though that's been getting better, content.

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Stuffed?

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

[This time he looked at his feet, nudging one against the wooden plank under his boot.] A week ago. I was in bed but I couldn't sleep and I just... I thought about my parents and I wondered t'myself how they'd feel once they noticed I was missing. Then I thought about, y'know, what if they didn't notice in th'first place?

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

I guess it depends on what kind. If it's one of those chocolate covered bars I'd bite into it. If it was a bowl of ice cream or a cone, I'd lick it.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

I've met Bruce Wayne.

21. Could you handle being in the military?

I used t'think I couldn't. Considering what I'm doing now, maybe I could.

25. Would you go sky diving?

... Hm. I've never thought about it. I guess so?

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

No.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

Not exactly. Kinda?

32. When was the last time you had sex?

[Blush: Part Deux.]

... I haven't.

33. Name five facts about yourself.

I'm naturally left-handed. I'm allergic t'bees. My first crush was on a girl I knew in college but I never said anything t'her. Um, I'm a decent cook, but baking is my specialty. My favorite color is blue.

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

I've never set foot in a Hot Topic.

38. Ever been on a train?

Been on a subway, does that count?

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

Hmm... I guess... I guess I'd want t'be Superman. He's that guy everyone relies on. Everybody loves. Everybody just... [He shrugged] I'd want t'be Superman.

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

... I didn't have one.

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

If th'firefighters aren't there then I'd tell her or anyone nearby t'call 911 and I'd go in. I wouldn't leave a baby in there t'die.

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

I'd stand next to it t'make sure no one takes it and I'd call th'police.

[There was no 49 so I'm skipping to 51]

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Of course I would. [He seemed almost offended at the question.] What kinda person wouldn't?

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

And see th'people I come t'care about die one after th'other? No thanks. Sounds like hell t'me.

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

Hmm... th'newer version of Chekov.

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

I don't think I could handle that much pressure and responsibility.

[detectivewayne]

[You know who you are]

[detectivewayne]

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[One of these days he’s going to learn the language on Amara. One day. Today is not that day.]