Ok so you are a carrot farmer, the farm is your pride and joy. You’ve built up from the ground by yourself. So when carrots starts going missing you notice. It starts small, only a few carrots here and there, you can handle that you’ve dealt with pests before. And yet this particular pest seems to avoid all of your normal traps.
It starts to escalate.. Entire fields of carrots go missing at a time, and after finding one of your traps ruined, you must admit that whatever it is its bigger than you expected. You set up a much bigger trap this time and risk some of your precious golden carrots to catch the thief. You did not expect to see a big ass Rabbit hybrid caught in your net the next day.
This however could be an opportunity, farm work is hard for just one person, and the hybrid looks strong enough for farm work. So you propose an agreement, he helps you around the farm and then gets paid in carrots for it. After he agrees and you let him out he introduces himself as Technoblade.
Technoblade becomes a valuable asset to the farm, turns out he has some experience taking care of crops. He becomes a steady presence in your life and you offer him to live with you in the farm house. For convenience of course. Nevermind that you catch yourself staring a bit too much at him when he's working.
Things go just perfect, everything is normal until Technoblade’s heat hits. Things start heating up between you rapidly, but you don’t really mind. Who knew a rabbit in heat could be so attentive to their partners needs.
FUN FACT! Pretty sure only female rabbits have a season unsurprising if I remember right the season starts in spring! But males are ready to go most of the year! So Bunny Techno would be dtf 24/7!
Your fields were your pride and joy, endless rolling lines of seasonal root vegetables, potatoes, beets, wheat and carrots all rotating out as you waited and tended, but no matter the season the carrot patch was always full and growing, the little orange plants being worth so much more the further from their season. There was also the fact that when you had the ore, the golden variety is much much more filling, for both yourself and your coin purse.
But recently there have been a few... Missed lines in your fields, small sections with a few carrots pulled up or straight missing, the first few times it was fine, likely some traveller or animal getting some food, but now, now there was a whole quarter of your field missing. This was far from some little shit engaging petty thievery, this was something more.
And oh how you were right.
Being a farmer came with a little trap knowledge, nets and hidden triggers letting you catch foxes and other undesired animals as they came to try and ruin your hard work, Only no matter how you trapped the outskirts of the field, there were frayed lines and snapped nets, and so you rig up one of your bigger kits and wait. The sacrifice of a few of the remaining golden carrots would be good enough to know who had taken a quarter of your harvest.
The thing you caught with the bigger trap made everything much clearer, it wasn't a full warren of rabbit-like you had though, it was a full-blown rabbit hybrid. Bulky and broad despite the diet he must undertake, hands clenched around the net as he follows your path around him. You can admit to what you did being a little based on how strong he looked, and how in a single night he had managed to pull up what would have been several hundred carrots, but not soon after offering the hybrid a deal you were letting him down and guiding him towards the now empty barn.
For more carrots, Technoblade would help you with the other fields, and the carrot field would be left alone from his hunger.
Work went well, the month slipping by faster than ever with an extra set of hands on the farm, and maybe, just maybe some days went sideways as you watched the bulky bunny man weed and plough the fields, dirt and sweat staining the linen shirt he was so prone to wearing. There was definitely no alternate reasons for moving him from the barn to your spare room, no reasons at all definitely not the enjoyable rumble of his morning voice, or the soft feeling of his ears rushing against your shoulders as he leans on you in the morning, waiting to be able to eat.
But when spring sets in and you're alone in the carrot field, something you have not done in months, there is little warning before distant thumping is strong arms around your waist, pushing you down into the grass between fields, pink hair veiling your faces as you stare up into blown-out red eyes. Everything felt warm as if the summer sun was beating down on you rather than an insistent set of lips latching onto your neck as they leave a trail of marks and muttered some things that your ears strain to catch.
You had been eyeing up the hybrid for long enough and now the beginning of a female rabbits season was upon us, and you were his burrow mate, sure not a bunny like him, but he had seen how you watched him, smelt how you reacted to the days he wandered the fields shirtless. But he needed to hear you say it, to hear you admit to wanting him, it was his season but gods he would wait till he was allowed to fuck you into the dirt like he so desperately wanted to.
"Need to hear you say it, to say my name and let me fill you, fuck you into the floor and mark you as mine. My mate, my partner, mine mine mine, leave you dripping with my cum, fucked out and so pretty... Say it, 'Technoblade please.' SAY IT..."