Been Here Before - OPEN
He’d been thinking about those jokes about “Least Likely to Succeed in Life” or “Most Likely to Become President.” He’d awoken with the sheets clinging to his skin, mouth dry, and his nose running a marathon. First thought: “Most Likely to be Sick Every Day of their Life”
Inhaling thickly through his mouth, an abrupt cough rattled in his brain like a hammer hitting the back of his skull. And after that glorious prelude and approximately three minutes of feeling miserable about himself, he managed to roll in an exhausted tangle off the bed. Extricating his legs expended whatever energy he had left for those next three minutes as he breathed there, clogged like Rapunzel’s shower drain.
His appearance in the cafeteria some time later was somewhat pathetic if not completely so. Swaddled in a comforter, he shuffled his way over to the hot water dispenser and stared blearily at it.
“I hate this,” he mumbled. “I hate you.” The hot water did nothing to defend itself against his words. Kevin fumbled for a cup.














