#k.s. post

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zoe gdd madison and coco are the ultimate party crew bc that means the car is at max capacity when kyle comes pick their drunk asses up

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kyle and madison

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kyle buys a tattoo gun and brings it to the academy

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kyle: hey zoe i really think we should talk about our relationship in the past and ho-

zoe with madison sitting on her lap: kyle, please✋🏽 i’m very busy! go talk to misty about your problems🙄

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kyle doesn’t know keyboard shortcuts

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since we're slandering Kyle this must be said 🤷 I know for a fact he doesn't wash his ass, maybe let's the water run through on like a GOOD day but that's it💀💀💀

i have to disagree bc i think kyle has a 60 step daily morning routine bc of his masculinity insecurities

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i think kyle doesn’t know what soh-cah-toa means

i think kyle wears the same pair of loafers until there’s holes in them and then they become “party shoes”

i think kyle is a horrible wingman in the sense that he would go over to a girl to help a homie and then end up sleeping with the girl

i think kyle leaves the toilet seat up

i think kyle rages and slams his controller on his desk when playing video games

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Coming full circle, the girls call Kyle to come get them and he's already stressed out by the time he reaches the front door Cordelia thinks he's actually sick so that's why she goes to pick up the girls and Coco almost crashes the car. All because her kid beat Kyle up at a gas station a few weeks back.

this would make for a fire series of story times on coco’s channel