#k.speaks

[ten-percent-turtle]

Lately, I’ve been sleeping 5 hours at night, waking up refreshed, going outside and chipping away bits of wood from a wood log.

I’m using a blunt hatchet and a rubber mallet to crack away the bits of wood.

Both hands are covered in blisters, some of them split.

I hack away at my wooden log for at least 3 hours in a continuous session.

I have 3 big buckets full of the wood chips.

I enjoy it. I enjoy this activity.

[yukhye]

Lucas just successfully gaming up with his shit on killing me into a fine mess which well I didn't sign up for

PS. I fucking love my icon rn

[wow-kitten]

I went from never having had a crush to having two at once. How did I end up this fucking gay

[ten-percent-turtle]

What if the ancient Egyptian people put animal heads on their gods not to be half animal, but to represent the characteristics those animals possessed.

[ten-percent-turtle]

I believe things being big and small are a side effect of our limited perception of reality. Distance and size isn’t real, it’s only perceived that way to fit our relationship with the senses we do posses.

[ten-percent-turtle]

I gave blood for the first time yesterday, and like it wasn’t flowing fast enough to begin with so the nurses were a little bit concerned. So anyway when it comes it get the needle out, the nurse said ‘oh you’ll feel this a little bit’ and I was like ‘oh yeah wow my arm is so heavy’ and the nurse’s face dropped. So they made me sit for like 15 minutes and they gave me apple juice to drink in the chair...... only when my friend got his needle out and jumped right out of the chair did I realise something wasn’t quite right with me 😭oh well i got free apple juice so 💁🏼‍♀️

[ten-percent-turtle]

our lord Chumby and envious lorb

[ten-percent-turtle]

no offence but on christmas eve i was helping out an older lady while i was working in store and she was a little nervous but said ‘thank you! you’re an angel! oop not sure why im calling everyone an angel today!’ and then at checkout she said ‘thank you my darling angel! oops there i go again calling you an angel’. 

theres no punchline that was just a very positive interaction i had that im still thinking about thought u guys might enjoy