I Hope There's Cheese On The Moon

Hi I'm Kaitie. Have fun and Good Luck. See ya'll in hell.

[ten-percent-turtle]

“Why are they drinking Jesus’ blood! They’re going to kill him!!”- a 5yr old

[organmarket]

Ohhhh so the American dream is to reap the material domestic rewards of overseas violence, I get it now.

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[bathroomcube]

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[leguin]

[only-cat-memes]

[2010fever]

[snoppy]

blocked. and i hope you're never alone in your kitchen

[phantomrose96]

Being blocked on tumblr isn’t important unless it’s by the OP of a funny post in which case it’s the same suffering as what they’re doing to Jesus this Friday

[phantomrose96]

[justsomeguycore]

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[leolaroot]

hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.

[pinnedbackartfringe]

no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

[harshnoiseenthusiast]

unfortunately i am a beautiful, normal girl with nice breasts and an IQ of 200

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself