Kay, your hockey logan is buff, tall, stong, flexable, smart and has a Tragic Backstory(TM), what does this loveable nerd not have?
lmao, jk. i mean, he doesn’t have a sense of self worth, but here are a list of Other Things that logan is Actively Bad At
logan cannot whistle. he can’t do it. remy has tried to teach him for So Long, but it is a lost cause.
logan also cannot dance. he’s okay at Zumba – give him a set beat and repeating patterns of movement, and he’s fine – but other than that? NOPE. he’ll stomp on your feet. he’ll stomp on his OWN feet. don’t ask him to do this to either of you.
he also CANNOT draw. he can write well when he puts his mind to it – he’s a decent calligrapher – but please Do Not ask him to draw.
his general handwriting is also actually pretty messy since he’s used to writing things so quickly. he is ambidextrous, and his handwriting is similar between his two hands. however, although the writing is always legible, it is never exactly “neat”
logan can catch anything thrown his way, but he is bad at precision throwing. that said, he doesn’t play beer pong to win. that would just be Unrealistic. (sorry Jared)
logan has to make a concerted effort not to offend people when he talks to them sometimes, because the vernacular that he uses can make him come across as pretty condescending. (he doesn’t mean to, it’s just the way that He Is.) he is loveable, sure, but he can also be perceived as blunt and harsh if you’re just encountering him for the first time.
he,,, did not have many friends at his first college.
logan can’t drive. i mean, he has his license because his dad forced him to learn enough to pass the driving exam, but logan cannot make himself drive now that he’s finally away from his home. there are too many rules and regulations and laws involved – he ends up getting stressed and distracted.
(the one exception to this is when the team needs him to drive for some reason, like serving as the designated driver or picking remus up from the middle of nowhere after he goes on a bender)
