Watching this Z.edaph VOD because that E.zed K.niezed skin is just too bright (and canonically skintight) to ignore, and having to pause & open up this blog not even 10 minutes in bc of this clip:
Ok. Ok so he truly IS obsessed! Honestly same 😊.
But anyway NOW I get to spend this entire vod picturing Z.ed huffing and puffing, face pinker than his suit in the desert heat as he struggles to fit all of himself into a teeny-tiny minecart, hips thighs and ass wedged tight while the rest of him spills out over the sides like a lycra-glazed muffin overflowing its tin. At least he's sure to stay firmly seated no matter what kind of roller coaster he rides— it's getting out of the cart that might pose a problem.
And the whole point of this stream is to test the new minecart physics! With S.kizz! Ohoughhfjh I know exactly what kind of physics are being tested with the version of Z.ed in my head... Now if only minecart passengers worked like boats 🤤
Not sure if it would be more comfortable for either passenger (despite the extra uuuuh cushioning), but it would be SO much more fun... hehe :3