Catching up on people's first streams after the charity event. Aside from the obvious glorious M.artyn Backflip Belly On Display video (which I have yet to watch the full vod of & I'm sure I'll have many normal moments about), the one thing everyone keeps saying about that freezing cold lake is that, yes, M.artyn, but also Z.edaph was just SO chill in there. Stayed in for ages, moisturised unbothered entirely at home, "I've never seen someone love cold water as much as Z.ed", etc etc etc.
Everyone entirely side-stepping one of the main reasons why those two specifically were so comfortable. THAT'S ON BEING FAT, BAYBEEEE! Ugh they're JUST like me fr 😊
It's so unbelievably fun to be in cold water as a fat person, guys. Euphoric, tbh. The temperature shock is like being alive for the first time, and then as you adjust to the temperature you realize that gravity has stopped bullying you for once— quite the opposite, since fat is buoyant. There's such a feeling of perfect rightness... Like your body was built to not only survive but thrive in this exact environment. Makes me kind of giddy, honestly.
Anyway I would kill for footage of Z.ed swimming... For tummy reasons of course but also because I want to see other fat people experiencing that joy 🥰
Oh wow I haven't logged on for weeks and just as I do now you've answered my ask! I'm happy to hear you want the Z.ed stuff! I tried to keep this short but it ended up being mostly transcripts.
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(Z.ITS Game Night 5 - 27:16) The Jackbox prompt asks what world record Ze.daph thinks he could break, and his answer is most tacos eaten.
(Same stream - 5:02:31) Sk.izz questions the chances that Z.ed and Ta.ngo would've eaten vastly different amounts of pizza that week, since they've been together all week. Im.pulse: "Have you met him?" Ta.ngo: "The boy can eat."
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(Season 5, stream #16 - 18:05)
Z.ed: Have you ever eaten a whole chicken before?
Ta.ngo: Not in one sitting, no.
Z.ed: Interesting.
Ta.ngo: How about you?
Z.ed: I think I might've actually. [...] I might've bought a whole cooked roasted chicken before and, just sat in the car and ate it.
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(Season 5, stream #17 - 1:52:56) Z.ed talks about how hungry he is and does a voice to mimic his stomach yelling at him. Then he tells chat that next time he feels it rumble he'll push his belly to the mic so they can hear it too.
(Slightly later - 1:55:51)
Z.ed: Okay wow man, my stomach...
Ta.ngo: (snickers) You gonna make it?
Z.ed: It's chatting! Might need to...
(He starts to stand up then changes his mind.)
Z.ed: Ah, no, it's too much. It's too awkward to show my belly to the mic.
Ta.ngo: (laughs) I like how that was a consideration though.
Z.ed: I thought about it, it was close! And then I though, no, I will look...
Ta.ngo: So hungry you need to see my stomach right now.
Z.ed: No, you need to hear it! I was gonna like push the microphone into my belly.
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(Season 5, stream #18 - 18:23)
Z.ed: This belly's big, and it needs to go down, especially for all the food I'm gonna eat in America, so...
Ta.ngo: Yeah, I already told him I'm gonna get him nice and fat here.
Z.ed: I'm gonna be, oh. You're just gonna wait and see, there's gonna be a timelapse over the two weeks and it's just gonna be like... (Then he literally mimics himself puffing up like a balloon, rapid style. I haven't recovered.)
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(Diversity 3, stream #3 - 2:42:00) Jack asks how many nuggets Z.edaph and Ta.ngo think they could eat in one sitting.
Ta.ngo: I could eat a lot of nugs.
Z.ed: We talking, McDonald's chicken nug?
Jack: Yeah.
Z.ed: I'd say... I've eaten 40 in one go before so, at least 40.
Jack: Solid. Solid effort.
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(1st Z.ITS + Her.mits olympics stream - 47:47) Ta.ngo cheers for Ze.daph and calls him pinky. Z.ed misunderstand it as piggy and does a very deadpan "oink oink."
(Later, 1:04:29)
Z.ed (trying to dodge arrows): I feel wider than I should be.
Cl.eo: The cake, you need to put down the cake sometime.
Z.ed (laughing): It's true.
Sk.izz (laughing): Maybe Ta.ngo was calling you piggy.
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During the Wheel of Misf.ortune stream, there's a lot of belly holding and moaning starting around 2:40:35, but mainly because he (Ta.ngo too) was feeling ill from the nasty/challenge food they'd eaten.
Me, opening the ask expecting three or four moments and being met with this absolute Zedbuffet: Hey!— hOLY MOLY YOU'RE HUGE!!
Seriously, what a treat! Sticking my reactions to my favourite stuff on this list (which is most of it, let's be real) below a readmore for scrolling's sake... But wow, what's clear is that I should be watching Z.ed's streams WAY more omg.
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Oh this... Ough. This one isn't so much abt the belly kink stuff, it's the casual way Imp & T.ango talk about him that drives me crazy. I've watched bits and pieces of those old ZITS irl streams and I LOVE when they acknowledge that Zed is younger and (by virtue of not being American) so different and interesting to the other 3... So this teasing slightly admiring maybe-proud "the boy can eat" comment from T.ango is just making me think of the ITS meeting their online British buddy irl for the first time and all 3 having the same exact thought of "oh my god he's adorable we are going to spoil him so good for the entire duration of his stay".
GOD I wish that was me I mean what who said that 😳 uuuh on with the list
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TUMMY VOICE TUMMY VOICE PERSONIFIED TUMMY THAT "TALKS" AND YOU TALK BACK 💥👏🔥 oh YES this is good!!! Insane mental image for you to bring up unprompted and not deliver on, Z.ed... Also, people are always saying stuff like "oh my streamer's so hot, I would kill to be under their desk servicing them or cockwarming while they edit" etc etc. Well now I'M thinking about below-the-desk belly rubs during an all-day subathon, soothing them while they wait for their food delivery, distracting them from the hunger pangs with soft squeezes and kisses, maybe play with their belly button a little and hear them choke down a gasp... Though it's hard to hear anything over the roar of their empty stomach so close to your head... Hgfjgjdhshfh we are straying away from the Zedask I am so sorry. Next moment!!
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HELLO WHAT THE FUCKKKK 💥😳🫠
I... Man. I don't even have to say anything. Z.edango feederis— hey keyboard why are you recommending emojis while I'm typing thIS LMAO WHAT IS THAAAT
Well if the emoji laboratory says so it MUST be true lol
No but seriously this is SUCH a moment. Holy shit. "This belly's big" "I'm gonna get him nice and fat" the fucking inflation-esque timelapse, they are CRAZY and so am I 🤤
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Something that's emerging through all these moments is that Z.ed is very candid about being a big guy who eats a lot, and I LOVE it. The casual tone throughout is just so refreshing compared to the ambient shame that other people's moments *cough* R.en and I.mpulse *cough* seem to be soaked in.
Listen I do enjoy the whole "ohh I'm so NAUGHTY, succumbing to these tasty temptations and being pUNISHED for it with a body that shows just how BAD I've been~ >.<" spin on wg. But usually, in your day-to-day life you're just A Fat Guy Who Likes Being Fat! And it gets exhausting, having to mix up this cocktail of catholic guilt and sexified D/s diet culture every time you start to enjoy being a glutton in a slutty way... So, yeah. Z.ed based as hell, I hope he holds his hand out to I.mpulse saying let's unlearn fatphobia together 🥰
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Pigplay isn't really my thing, but Z.ed's already associated with one farm animal and the colour pink so it's a very very logical leap to make. Do you think about T.ango calling you "Piggy" often, Z.ed? Bit of a Freudian slip in that mishearing there, perhaps? Z.ed's brought back his gameshow for HC season 10 and all 4 ZITS are on the server, so maybe it's time for a rebrand!
Is That Pig Drooling At Me, the game where the pig is sitting on a slowly-rotating piston, and whoever he's facing when the wool blocks drop* gets to feed him! First person to have an empty plate wins, after which they all retreat to a bed where Piggy can enjoy belly rubs from the winner and comfortably pass out from a food coma... But only after finishing the other two plates, of course 🥰
*the usual up-down piston movement wasn't too kind to an overfilled stomach. Piggy's pained moans were nice, as was the sight of his fat jiggling and bouncing every time the piston extended... but not worth the show's runtime being cut in half due to decidedly unsexy nausea.
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Aghhhfbdjsn everything is so good!! Thank you so much for sharing these :3
Aww, what a nice post about Z.ed's involvement in GFG I saw on the dash today!... It'd be a real shame if I read it with my kinkbrain & made it into a horny-ass blackout po— oh no!
My hand slipped. :3
Fat sheep bring good luck to your charity stream, not bad luck! I have fat sheep— see, 🐏 him gut— and my event raise 840k!
(also @bellylovercat96 this is technically for you! I would've sent it as an Ask but anon asks + images don't always work 👍)
They put Z.ed through the shock bracelet thing, did a quick test run to get him a first baseline of the sensation and Zed jolted in his seat hard enough to give his body a nice jiggle oh my GOD... I need to go back when this is a vod and make one million gifs.
Also Zed looks so fucking wide sitting in that office chair with his legs open, spinning a bit in the chair so we can really appreciate that he's big from every angle, god he's SUCH a slutty feedee... As hungry for ppl's attention as he is for just. Food in general. I love himmmmmmm
Can you tell me in which stream they were talking about enjoying the cold water?
Pretty sure it was in Impulse's! Can't remember the specific timestamp where Z.ed's enjoyment was discussed, but yeahhh they really liked that lake, it seems :3
Watching this Z.edaph VOD because that E.zed K.niezed skin is just too bright (and canonically skintight) to ignore, and having to pause & open up this blog not even 10 minutes in bc of this clip:
Ok. Ok so he truly IS obsessed! Honestly same 😊.
But anyway NOW I get to spend this entire vod picturing Z.ed huffing and puffing, face pinker than his suit in the desert heat as he struggles to fit all of himself into a teeny-tiny minecart, hips thighs and ass wedged tight while the rest of him spills out over the sides like a lycra-glazed muffin overflowing its tin. At least he's sure to stay firmly seated no matter what kind of roller coaster he rides— it's getting out of the cart that might pose a problem.
And the whole point of this stream is to test the new minecart physics! With S.kizz! Ohoughhfjh I know exactly what kind of physics are being tested with the version of Z.ed in my head... Now if only minecart passengers worked like boats 🤤
Not sure if it would be more comfortable for either passenger (despite the extra uuuuh cushioning), but it would be SO much more fun... hehe :3
I had a very detailed dream yesterday that j/mmy rolled up his shirt on stream to show that he had gained some weight and started grabbing his own belly and squishing it a little… it was so hot I was so surprised that it wasn’t a wet dream 💀
J.immy 🤝 Z.edaph → Guys who absolutely have &/or would overshare about their weight gain live onstream, grabbing handfuls of themselves pushing cameras and mics closer to show their growth off to everyone... And also the two biggest T.ango ships. Which surely means nothing!
...Now I'm thinking about gainer camboys Z.ed and J.immy feat. number one simp T.angotek. T.ango funnelling every bit of spare cash into BB_PhatSheep and JammyDoughboy's OnlyFats or whatever, emptying his wallet so those beautiful boys on his screen can stay nice and full and fat...
Oh dear. Shelve that one for now. 🥰
Back to your original ask tho: J.immy wg is so good for so many reasons... He used to be a gym teacher. He's got that good wholesome clean boy image that would be just beautiful to ruin with a good stuffing session. The only thing bigger than his belly (by the time I'm finished with him) is the humiliation kink he so blatantly has. I don't care much for fit-to-fat stories and would have no idea how to write one, but. God. J.immy is almost tailor-made for one of those, with J.oel as his feeder of course.
In the world where your dream is reality, that scene definitely happened because J.immy knew J.oel was watching the stream :3
