'Man, you need to piss off and give me some space.'
Kaa blanched at that. He was not used to his prey being quite so forthright. Usually his gargantuan size and sibilant voice were enough to overawe his catches – they'd either be so impressed or intimidated that they'd be easy to corner and ensnare.
Then again, this particular 'cub' wasn't a visitor but a seasoned human who had grown up in the jungle, and no doubt tangled with many of its inhabitants.
Very well he thought, let us see how easy you are to break.
'Are you always this charming,' the python said 'or are you jussssst taken with me?'
The curvy blonde snorted and folded her arms. She spread her legs as if readying for a fight and glared at him. 'I don't like being creeped on when I'm foraging. How'd you like it if I barged in on you and got all up in your face?'
The snake tittered at the though.
'What's so funny?' she barked. 'Think I'm kidding?'
'I think you-WHAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!' He was cut off as she chopped her hand against his throat, then leapt and kicked him in the face. The world spun and Kaa's head crashed to the ground. The dirt was cool and moist and he could even taste blood.
Well, well. . .(edited)
He raised his head slowly, hissing low and deep. The girl had bounded across the clearing, now leaning smugly against a tree. 'Awwwwww, poor baby. You hurt?'
'That . . . that was quite a show.' Kaa took a moment to compose himself. Let her see her blows couldn't hurt him. It would unsettle her and make her vulnerable.
'I meant it, pal,' she said coldly, 'get lost or I'll bruise you from head to tail, and I don't care how long it takes.'
'Oooooh ssssssssuch a little hothead,' he crooned, circling his head through the air, darting it left and right, forcing her to follow him. He leered and he saw a tiny break in her composure. (She's sees I'm not afraid.) 'You'll only tire yourssssself out.'
'Try me.' She hesitated then put her hands on her hips and drew herself up to her full height. 'Come on, old man, you're not the first predator I've met today.'
'Am I not? Well then perhapsssss you sssssshouldn't exxxxert yourssself – you'll only lose energy fasssster.'
His voice warbled between high and low tones, the sing-song quality throwing her off. His giddiness was unsettling her, it was plain to see now.
(Oh dear, I think ssssssomeone'ssss realising their missssssssstake.)
'Mmmm . . . yeah well, you're a snake, you're not used to exertion.' She paused to lick her lips. 'All you do is curl up in a tree all day. You only hunt once a month but I do it several times a day! I've more practice than you.'
She flopped up and down on tip-toe, doing that adorable show of strength again. All it did was show off how fit and bouncy she was, the flex of her curves and the wiggle of her hips and ass. Oh yes, he'd have such fun with her.
'Yessss but python's know how to conssssssserve energy . . .' he brought his head down so it was almost level with her face. Her eyes had widened and her mouth hung open a crack. She licked her lips a few times. He could taste her temperature rising!
'We ssssssssave it all up for the right moment . . . it's a ssssssssskill I can teach you.'
'Pfff, I don't need your skills! Look what I did to your face.'
'Mmm hmmmm . . . and how long could you keep that up, hmm? Sssssupposse you do defeat me, then run into a tiger, then a crocodile, then a giant sssssssscorpion – can you really beat sso many predators in one day?'
She took a breath but faltered. Her eyes darted right and left, then tried to glare back at him.
'You didn't ansssswer my quessstion.' He moved nearer to her and she took a step back. Aha.
'What'ssss the matter? Can't think of a comeback?'
'It's – um, that's stupid – nobody could beat that many animals in one day.'
'I have.'
She tried to snigger but it didn't convince. Kaa watched her stonily and the girl wilted, her shoulders sagged and one foot trailed in the mud. Her face fell to hide her blush – and probably thinking of an escape route.
'Don't feel bad,' he said, 'you're probably sssooo usssed to sssself-preservation, you haven't conssssidered a mentor.'
'If . . . if I had one, it wouldn't be you!'
'Oh? You sssstill think you know better?'
'It's um, it's – you're a snake!'
'You are quick.'
Her face snapped up and the glare was back. 'I can't sleep for twenty hours a day! I can't lounge around in a tree all day doing nothing. Maybe you're brain is designed for that but mine isn't.'
'It'ssss nothign to do with design,' Kaa said, tempted to drape a coil around her shoulders, then thought better of it. Still too soon. 'All it takesssssssss is a little mental exxercccisssssssssssse.'
Her eyes widened at that, her brain no doubt scrambling to decipher his words.
'You jussssst need to learn . . . to calm your mind . . . to relaxxxxxxxxxxxx . . . take a breath . . . '
Her belly heaved in and out, her nipples studding beneath her bra, the sound of his ssss's confusing her every instinct.
' . . . you cannot beat me physsssically, you know that,' Kaa rumbled, 'you need to sssssssssharpen your mind . . . I can teach you thisssssssssssss . . .'
' . . . h-haa . . . how?'
'Jussssssssst a little mental . . . ssssssssssssynergy . . .'
He felt them pulse through his eyes now. They came warm and gentle at the start as they always did, enough to catch their gaze and reel them in. Her pupils shrank to little dots and her blue-green irises were suddenly swamped in a barrage of colours.
' . . . your mind will sssssssstart to exxxxxxperiencccccccccce all sssssssssssortssssss of sssssensssssssssssssattttionssss . . .'
'uh . . . n-uh '
' . . . your body will feel ssssso much sssssslower – and sssso much more exxxxccccited all at onccccce . . . '
Her head lolled, her mouth hung open wide enough for his tail. He could have plugged it right now, he thought mischievously – but no, he had to prepare her properly first.
' . . . your sssensssses will be upended . . . you won't know up from down . . . black from white . . . your name . . . your memories . . . your friends . . . all will be sssssswept away . . . '
His thick, brown-green tail appeared from behind the trunk and circled around her waist. She gasped and tensed for a moment, but after one snug loop she relaxed into him, arms dangling freely, ready to be snared.
' . . . you will be sssssssssoooooo powerlesssssssssssss at firssssssst . . . and even more powerlesssssssssss after that . . .'
Her eyelids fluttered and her head listed. Every few seconds she'd make a spirited attempt to prise her eyes open, to fight the exhaustion building within her. Poor thing.
The coils grew tighter and her breath became sharper, wheezier. She tensed more within his grasp, her shoulders and breasts popping out from abover the cocoon, while her little toes dug into the earth, like she was trying to keep a literal toehold on reality.
'Hmmmmmm . . . closssser . . . ' and he tightened his grip, yanking her up towards him, even though he wasn't done coiling her. She wobbled on tiptoe, mouth wide open as if she was trying to plead.
Kaa paused his routine and ran his tail under her chin. The helpless cutie purred at that and he stroked her again, soft and smooth, while his eyes pulsed ever closer to hers.
She was so close now – so very close . . .
As she melted further into his embrace, Kaa rewarded her with a pretty little collar – then yanked it hard.
GUUUU-uuuccckckkkkkkk . . . .
Her gasp died away as her face ran red, toes drumming on the jungle floor, whole body shaking in his coils.
Now all that was needed was the -
PING!
Kaa smirked as the girl finally stiffened. Her lovely legs stuck straight out beneath her, toes together and pointed downwards as if she were pirhouetting.
That smug smirk had finally turned to a submissive smile, those plump cheeks like two rosy apples, while her crossed eyes spiralled like crazy.
'Very good . . . pet,' Kaa said, 'you have passsed the firssssst phassssssse beautifully. Now, as for you “getting in my facccce . . .”'
And with that, he plucked her upwards towards the treetops as if she weighed nothing at all. It was only at this point that Kaa realised, unlike most of his conquests, he hadn't bothered to ask her her name.
Ah well, it wasn't as if that mattered now.
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Kaa belongs to Disney.
This gargantuan story of saucy proportions was written by @dedicatedprocrastinator as a gift, and I'm sure Kate Upton is enjoying it as much as I did!