Happy Mother’s Day to everyone (or almost everyone — depending on your time zone)! Wishing your moms all the very best — they’re the incredible ladies who gave you this life 💗
As for the rest… well… Kadsy took a selfie stick photo, then put it through the "child’s drawing" filter.(The perfect excuse for a clumsy, uninspired drawing.)
MC would be like a blood donor and a photographer/vampire hunter or something like that.
Vincent would be a human, working in a blood bank, with art and music as a hobby, and he knows that his friends are, in fact, vampires and so, gives them blood not only because they request it but also so they don't go badshit crazy and kill someone.
Kadsey would be a half vampire while still being an influencer, happily drinking those little blood bags from said blood bank but that doesn't mean that he would never drink blood from an actual person and as a matter of fact, that's the bad ending for him. Instead of throwing you off the Carousel when you're on there, he simply just bites MC, drinks their blood and leaves them there.
John would be a full vampire, just like Ashino and Ashton, his level/date would play out pretty much the same expect for aspects of his backstory. His previous position as Max Affilato would be pretty much the same but the way Lily dies would be different, instead Max would murder her in the middle of the night and he would be thrown down the waterfall for both his mistreatment of his employees and the murder he committed since his employees would find out and decide to get rid of him.
Ashino would be a full vampire, his behaviour towards MC would be much more aggressive and threatening whether that would be threatening to kill/hurt or actively trying to bite them. He would be the type of vampire to have a pocket mirror dispite not being able to have a reflection and try his best to be the most charming dude out of the five simply so he can trick MC, he also drinks from the blood bank but he has always had desires to drink from a person and he hates MC for a certain incident that happened.
Ashton, our beloved Ashton, would be a full vampire and the reason for a case of attempted murders, just like Ashino, he always had certain desires and had tendencies to be aggressive and even threatening to people but never actually did something. He would always request from Vincent a blood bag from a certain donor, he never knew who they were but due to how much of their blood he had consumed he would be able to recognize them just by smell alone.
One night out with his friends, while Ashino was away, he would meet or more so recognize someone very special at a bar. His friends made a bet that they all try to ask them on a date and whoever won their heart would have the others do whatever he wanted from them for a month, they all succeeded and everything was going fine until the actual dates started happening. Of course, Ashton was the first to go on a date with them but at the end of those dates he would keep asking them out on times when his friends would originally go out with them, this caused some conflicts between them which would be fuel to the fire when the time had come for Vincent to go out with them, he would be attacked by Ashton in front of his house with a bat, knocking Vincent out before Kadsey would find him. The same thing happened to John expect he would be attacked with a pair of gardening sears, Kadsey would be the last person to get attacked by Ashton, he would have called both an ambulance and the police before he would be attacked, The thing that takes out Ashton in this version would be a spy from the Bureau by the code name "Task kill" and vanish before MC could see them. That would be the end of the first "Game".
The "Reboot" would be when the others wake up from the their coma and when Ashino would come back after 2 years, he decided to work with that spy, when he learned what happened to keep Ashton away from the public eye, trying to erase his existence, he would convince Vincent and John that he never had a brother and that he was Ashton but Kadsey would know and fight with him a lot because of it.
The silliest boy is finally done and we finally get a cover of a guy without creepy eyes going on. I thought I would get some sleep before finishing this cover and stuff, but my body said no and Bear (my cat) is judging me hard over it.
Here's Kadsey's playlist for all the Main Squeezies! I'm not going to lie, this particular playlist is a weird one and I won't blame anyone for questioning my tastes here. I did what I could and certain biases are showing. You'll definitely notice I feel a stronger need to explain myself on this playlist, so buckle in for the long haul if you want to understand these weird choices I've made.
When I saw dubstep was listed as a favorite genre of Kadsey's (complete with a pic of Skrillex), I knew without question what the first song would be. It just had to be Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex.
The second song, the one that tends to be more about character vibes, sort of is and isn't when it comes to Kadsey. I gave him the song Spoiled little brat by underscores, since I liked the hyperpop vibe of it and that it definitely has references to e-celeb culture. Also, I can't help clowning on Kadsey just a little bit because of certain events in REBOOT (well, one specific one, but no spoilers in this section). Incredibly, I think this is the first song in one of the playlists to mention taking a picture. Took long enough! :p
Spoiler cut below, as usual.
The next couple of songs are some bangers to dance to. Also, the starting example of my Jamiroquai bias, since I think Kadsey would also like some acid jazz on occasion. Yeah, though: Canned Heat, Eat Sleep Dance, and Move Your Feet are all a ton of fun. I particularly have fond memories of Move Your Feet as a song I would sometimes play on Dance Dance Revolution.
One of the distinctly odd ones is next and I absolutely feel like I need to justify myself on why I put the song Skiptracing by Mild High Club in here. It's very chill, so I think it makes a good breather in general, but also I couldn't help thinking of this song for Kadsey chilling with Ashton. Don't know why I get that mental image, but I feel like this song could fit for Kadsey realizing he loves the guy. Is that kind of weird? I mentally debated over this inclusion for a while, but ultimately put it in the playlist. I can just sort of imagine they were hanging out, generally vibing, and Kadsey had a spark of realization. Also, it's interesting that the song is called Skiptracing when there's no actual mention of skiptracing to be had (skiptracing is basically tracking down someone's whereabouts, particularly when it's someone on the run, if I recall right). I guess I should trust my instincts, since I picked up on the crush in the first game but brushed it off by thinking that was stupidly presumptuous. Clearly, I was Boo-Boo the Fool all along. The next song, Mine by Slayyyter, kind of piggybacks off of that crush aspect I mentioned.
Since I kind of think the crush stuff in general probably started before the whole "discovering the code" business, I put in Virtual Insanity next to somewhat cover that event. I don't think Kadsey would feel so condemning towards the whole thing- since he was always more moderate with messing with the code for pranks and so just saw it as a little fun- but things do start going downhill sometime after that. It doesn't seem to right away, though, so I tossed in Bangarang next for some extra fun.
Digital Love and Meet Her at the Loveparade are the selections kind of around where things start going wrong and the player makes an entrance. I feel like Digital Love can be especially apt for Kadsey's awkward position in the weird love polygon going on, since he has an unrequited crush on Ashton, Ashino has an unrequited crush on Kadsey, and how the player feels can be a bit of a mystery (personally, I'm cool with being Main Squeezie Numero Dos). On a side note, I recommend checking out Interstella 5555 (an anime movie/music video that was made for Daft Punk's Discovery album, which Digital Love is from). And hey, Meet Her at the Loveparade is our second Radio Edit version song and instrumental track in the playlists, two things that both showed up in Ashton's playlist previously. Does it mean anything? No, but it's kind of fun to note.
I'll admit, when I saw there was a Skrillex Remix of the song SICKO MODE, I was just like "YES" and slapped it in. I just think it's neat. The energy kind of fits in around the time Ashton starts murking everyone and leads us into a strange little choice...
Yes, I did put in an EDM cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart in this playlist. Consider it my own little jape.
The next one has a title and artist name that I can't type at all. I mean, just look at the playlist. That's a nightmare to puzzle out. Anyway, it's an atmospheric song I chose for when Kadsey's stuck out in the void that is the recycle bin after Ashton got the drop on him in the first game. Poor guy had a really bad time.
Luckily, he at least gets back out of that particular situation soon enough, leading us to World's end Rhapsody and Hysterical Us. Little side trivia, but I decided to try looking up what lyrics were in World's end Rhapsody and what I found didn't look like what I was hearing, so I carefully listened to it for a while and I think it changes part of the way through and people tend not to notice because of how repetitive it is. It sounds like it starts as "Check it out, baby. You're gonna find, that I love you." and changes after the instrumental break to "Oh, baby. (Don't tease me.) Check it out, baby. You don't know why, I love you." and then back again. I found that interesting and I'll fully admit I put this song in because I really miss Nujabes (gone too soon). I feel like Hysterical Us is a bit more straightforward in terms of being "Wow, that was terrible and we're all kind of traumatized, huh?"
D.A.N.C.E. is when we start getting into more stuff to dance to, though I can never shake the feeling that this song sounds a bit desperate. Hence it being in the general area it is.
Give Me Back My Man- Party Mix is another one I knew I'd have to include. I always had a feeling I'd stick in a B-52's song somewhere, though I could totally imagine someone predicting something like Love Shack, Rock Lobster, or maybe something like Your Own Private Idaho. Nope, though. When I saw there was a Party Mix of a song as tragic as Give Me Back My Man, I knew it would be the pick. Also, I like the slightly more aggressive guitar in this version. Fortunately, Kadsey's not stuck with futile efforts in the search of someone lost and very likely dead (the song heavily hints that the man in question is at the bottom of the sea), so there's more coming.
Next up is Space Cowboy both because I wanted something chill but fun and also because it's totally a weed anthem. I headcanon that Kadsey occasionally tries a little and I will hear nothing to the contrary. Skiptracing also had one little mention of marijuana in it. I guess we can also take the whole song being about the return of the space cowboy to also potentially reference getting Ashton back, especially with the line "Everything is good, oh, and green. Say, I'm red again." Come on, it may be a weed reference, but it also fits.
And, if we need something more straightforward, then there's About Damn Time. I really wanted a happy song in there about getting through some shit and this felt right. We could all use some more Lizzo positivity, please and thanks.
Last of my Jamiroquai bias shows up with the song Seven Sunny Days in June, the other song regarding Kadsey's crush. They've been friends too long for it to be a thing, but it is some closure. Also, I just realized that so far, Kadsey has the most songs with references to drinking. That's kind of funny since, in an answer to a fan question on everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks, it's pointed out that Kadsey has been banned from drinking by the entire group.
Next up is Sandstorm and DARE, both as a fun little treat. Besides, if you're going to have EDM in a playlist, then Sandstorm is one of the most obvious picks to go for. I am not immune to the practical meme that is Darude Sandstorm.
Interestingly enough, Skiptracing has a very short and even softer cover by Luna Li called skiptracing lullaby and I decided to stick that in at the end as a fun reprise. Never really had the opportunity to put in some form of reprise in the playlists. So far, what happens at the end of REBOOT is still unknown, but I really hope things turn alright for Kadsey. That dude's been through a lot.
Next up will be Vincent and, surprisingly, I have even more to say on that one since several songs are classical pieces.
Well then... Here's my cute and sweet Kadsy(блин, я забыла как его имя правильно пишется..ААААААААА) again, along with my headcanons about him! There aren’t too many, honestly. Yeah, some were taken from canon. I might have missed something — if so, let me know. I still can’t find a decent free VPN for my PC, and in our country Itch.io is blocked, so I'm just surviving out here. That’s why I’ve got a 2024 reboot of the game lying around...
