Aokaga as fratboys can u imagine lmao
getting into stupid challenges w/ each other that ARENT A GOOD IDEA, but neither pause to give it a second thought bc they’re both dumbasses
beats up the boys who give momoi a hard time. momoi tells them when a boy is Gross to one of her friends and kagami beats them up 2. they get into a lot of shit because said boys form large groups and then beat them up
they’re both equally amazing at beer pong, and neither want to lose so they go for rematch after rematch until they’re ridiculously drunk
kagami sings and dances to EVERY SONG HE KNOWS (even ones he doesn’t), aomine always loses his shirt. makes it into a competition and is like “kagami i bet you’re too chicken to take your shirt off” kagami HULK RIPS OFF HIS TSHIRT
aomine’s english is piss poor and he just assumes everyone wants to fight him (idk why but i instantly assumed this was in america but obvi this one doesnt work if they’re not over there)
kagami desperately trying to stop the fighting until someone says something bitchy to either of them and he’s like “u know what? i was tryna do you a favour and PROTECT your ugly asses from this human tornado but u know what? go get’em babe fuck them up”
no one understands their relationship bc they’re always arguing and pulling each other around (read: touching) and kagami is ALWAYS flirting with girls
except he doesn’t realise he’s flirting with girls because he’s stupid and dense. but, nevertheless, girls hit on him and he lets them. he doesn’t understand anything, the idiot.
people see aomine fly off the handle about the above issue and no one understands why
“those guys are really loud next door. is that kagami and aomine? shit what the fuck! are they fighting or something? or… jumping on the bed? what the fuck are they DOING? should we check on them?”
eventually they see them making out at a party and suddenly it all makes sense
whenever anyone orders pizzas they deliberately dont tell aomine n kagami bc they know those fucks will eat it all (thank u for this @shuuniji )
kagami ends up having to do aomine’s laundry bc momoi is the one who usually does it and he’s tired of aomine’s clothes shrinking
they often sleep through classes
THEY WORK OUT 2GETHER??? yes amber, i LOVE THIS ONE a+++ gold stars all round
an expansion on working out together:
“bro……. you have great form on ur squats”
“bro! your biceps are huge! what the fuck WEIGHT are you lifting”
“bro, your thighs look like they could KILL a man. let me be that man”
