recast the town as the cast from keeping up with the kardashians
let me be kris, the momager. kennedy is kylie because she doesn’t respect me. rob is probably andre eventually because everyone’s gonna leave him. kai is kim, and i’m living for it. alexjandra is kourtney because #responsiblemom. zebby is kendall because she doesn’t give a fuck anymore. jasper is scott. khloe is theo, and i also live for that.

















