Commission for @catboyomegaleonkennedy ! Thank you again, this was so much fun to work on and it got me to watch a new show which I ended up loving ^_^
FOR ALL MY KAI LOVERS OUT THERE I BRING YOU FOOD!!!!
Please enjoy I'm so sorry it took so long but I finally finished for our beautiful queen in yellow. I love Kai so much. I was told she'd be one of my favorites and once again this was proven correct. I like how honest and open Kai is and I just... big love for her. So much love for her. We should get more Kai.
Minors DO NOT INTERACT!
KAI NSFW ALPHABET
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Kai will want to talk about everything once it’s done. So while you two shower to clean up, maybe make out a little in the showers because come on that’s HOT she’s definitely talking about things she wants to do next time. The two of you will share snacks while having discussions. You will cuddle while she talks about how good you looked at one point. If it doesn’t result in another round it’s mostly just excited talk.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
She’s such a thick queen but Kai is most proud of her tits. They’ve gotten her out of so many potential parking tickets and gotten her into some pretty awesome situations but yeah. She knows the rest of her is banging too but those are her pride and joy. She’s got names for each one.
On you… Kai thinks you’re hot all over. But she has such a deep appreciation for your legs. I mean… come on. Wear some shorts or a skirt and she’s hitting on you even harder than she normally does. She’ll put a hand in your back pocket if you have one. (If she’s matching with shorts or a skirt and has back pockets do the same to her please I’m begging-)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)
She creams if you fuck her the right way. It’s a little tangy to the taste if you lick her clean afterwards but not unpleasant in the slightest-of course Kai will joke (or maybe it’s not a joke) that she could always give you a taste when you want it. This is just an excuse for you to fuck her again.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Much like Tucker she’s got nudes saved in her helmet. Most of it is home taken stuff but she tries to make it tasteful. She will send them to you too- just don’t
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Kai’s one of those people who got started out on the physical stuff a little on the younger side- like high school. (Dex hates it.) She’s experienced in a variety of ways with a variety of things so if it’s your first time, she knows what to do. If you put that trust in her with this no questions asked it means the world to her because she will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Kai has quite the repertoire of positions she enjoys so it’s hard to pick just one and it’s hard to keep it to one when you guys are getting down because sex is exciting for her and she likes to keep it exciting by switching up positions a lot. She likes watching how your body moves though- Kai studies it with avid fascination from how you moan to the way things sway or bounce. I think she likes watching you so keep to that.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Oh she loves laughing. Serious sex is nice and all but it’s also good to unwind because sex can be fun and relaxing and what’s the best way to relax other than laughter? So it’s coy jokes and silly smiles- she will also tickle you if she has to.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
She’s a little messy down there but it’s well manicured in a sense? The curls are neat, the insides of where her legs meet her torso are surprisingly hairless for swimsuits or anything else that goes that high- Kai knows how to keep things nice there. She’s also got some beautiful stretch marks and stuff on her hips/thighs/tummy and it’d be a shame to cover those up. Like an actual tragedy.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)
Normally Kai tries to keep intimacy out of her one night stands. But you’re not a one night stand now are you? You’re her partner so she can allow herself to be a little more vulnerable, a little more open to when you hold her close and kiss her. She likes the reassurance that you’ll always be there for her and she returns it with kisses and soft noises that have you knowing she’s really content.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Honey if you aren’t doing it with her she’s doing it solo. Her fingers have experience and she knows how to get herself off good and fast if it needs to be quick. Sometimes she does it where you’ll catch her and it’s always an open invite for you to join in.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
I think it’s more of a question of what she’s not into? Kai finds a lot of shit hot and if she doesn’t know how it works she will find a will and way to test it. (With your permission though because consent is the sexiest kink)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Another one who will bang you anywhere in the canyon… except Red base. Grif is there. She doesn’t want to do that close to where her brother is. BUT- everywhere else is fair game. She might like a little romantic cliff spot. Nothing wrong with a little outdoors sex. There is also that little pond in the caves too- she didn’t manage to bang Tucker there but she could definitely pull you there.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You could flex the right way, bend over, etc etc- she’s down to pound.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No mommy kinks. None. She’s got enough shit dealing with her mom already and she doesn’t need to touch on that during sexy times. Also, I don’t think she’d be a fan of facials if she’s blowing you if you’ve got the manly bits. Have you tried washing cum out of hair? It’s sexy in theory but not practice.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Don’t sleep on her oral skills. She’s so good at it. I’m not even kidding. No matter what bits or bobs you got working, she knows how to work them. And if you wanna go down on her? Oh honey she already thought you were hot but if you’re eager to eat her out she is gonna be having heart eyes for days. She’ll gush about it if it was good too. Of course she also has tips if you wanna be better at it-
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Kai is a very versatile woman. So the pace is how you guys set it up but I think it really also depends on what your moods boil down to. If it’s a quickie of course you guys gotta go fast but if you’re all up in your emotions and stuff she wouldn’t mind it a little slower. She’s not picky about it.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Uh huh. Absolutely. Yes. She will stop you both on patrol to get one out if she can and believe me she can have it done quick if you let her take charge of it. (You want her to take charge with it because if it takes too long someone is liable to start complaining or come looking for you. Not that Kai will care if someone walks in but you might.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Yes. Absolutely yes to both. Kai likes risks because it just makes things more fun and she always wants to try to experiment to make things more fun with sex. You could throw a jar of nutella in there and she’d be like ‘cool on you or me?’. Very open minded about this stuff and down to discuss logistics if you guys gotta figure it out.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)
Oh she’s got a good amount of stamina built up from the years of sexual partners. Also the military. And the club dancing. She could go for a few rounds if you guys have enough time for it.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
She has a whole box of different toys. If you’re both sporting the female bits she’s got a different size dildo of almost every color and texture you could think of. It’s an immaculate collection. She’s got special brushes and stuff to clean them up with too. Readjustable harness for if she’s wearing it or you’re wearing it- toys are definitely used a lot between you both. If it ain’t a dildo, it’s a vibrator.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Kai’s never subtle about when she wants to fuck someone so I don’t think she does a lot of teasing. Now maybe she’ll set up a little ‘whoops you caught me’ moment as a way to entice you but I don’t think she goes much for teasing as foreplay. Of course that doesn’t mean she won’t edge you cause she will but yeah no. She’s just… really upfront.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Oh she’s noisy. But not in the way you expect- it’s a lot of breathless giggling and moaning. She also likes to talk during, especially if she’s giving advice on how to do something to make it even better. Kai’s never quiet during sex. If you try to get her to be quiet she just giggles harder.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
She and Grif have the same wild curly hair. If it wasn’t for the obvious gender difference between them then you’d swear Kai was a carbon copy of Grif- but this is assuming she keeps her hair the same way her brother does. She does not. I’m talking about multicolored extensions, she dyes it sometimes, wears bright colored scrunchies and stuff- it’s really cute.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
A puffy pussy. A cute pussy. The curls crown the whole thing and it looks very nice. Her clit hood also pokes out of the folds and it’s a nice lil peekaboo to the pearl underneath. She takes care of herself down there so it’s just… very nice. You could take pictures of it. Kai certainly has.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Kai always has a high drive. She’s hypersexual to a T. It helps that she thinks you are very hot so you could just be sweet or do something with a gun and she’ll be down to fuck you. Or be fucked by you.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She wants to stay up and talk about how much fun it was- she WANTS to. But Kai uses a lot of energy in sex sometimes so if she isn’t up talking to you or getting dressed so you guys can get back to whatever you were doing before you boned, she’ll most likely nap. You aren’t gonna leave the bed either because she’s a cuddle bug. GIVE ME KAI CUDDLES 2K25-
