Sentence Starters based on shit @kaiiseriin has said to me
"Jesus was so gay and liberal he makes the conservatives in hell weep."
"I'm sorry I keep forgetting this is a high school class and not fourth grade."
"Oh god is your dog being a dick?"
"CHEESUS RICE."
"If it helps to imagine murder, do it."
"Supreme fuck that shit."
"The new iPhone has no chill."
"They aren't the 'kill you' shoes but they're 'I can kick ass anyway' shoes."
"You'll be dealing with me bursting in like '______, I HAVE SNACKS'"
"Wanna share banana chips over the interwebs?"
"Undies need to be bought every six months at least."
"They might as well just let you be a hippy and just chill with you not wearing anything."
"I love the rain but not when I'm outside."
"It's a stupidly expensive cup of coffee that we all just love."
"I'm on the bus stealing Starbucks' wifi while Obama passes by."
"If I die because of Space Mountain induced heart failure you can have my collection of chocolate."
"Is it an actual fire or just a shithead?"
"I'm just gonna have orange juice, vodka, and chips."
"Well don't worry the GOP hates your uterus too."
"Apparently mother nature thought 'lololol not today.'"
