archduchess marie valerie

Historical RP sideblog for Archduchess Marie Valerie of Austria - run by kaiiseriin and erzherzogundkronprinz

[onlychiild]

&& mama

        ❝ yes, it was very hopeful. from the youngest child to the crone in the woods, everyone believed & had hope that this marriage would be a happy one. HOW WRONG WE ALL WERE. ❞

“ That isn’t FAIR, Mama. Father does loves you, even now- very much. You know that he misses you when you go away. Sometimes I think he misses you even more than I do when you don’t take me with you. I’d give anything to have someone who loved me so deeply, so passionately like that. “

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250+ starters you can use

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even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst fates.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞

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[onlychiild]

“Because you will not have the King of France” “No, they’re wrong, you won’t we’ll find other physicians experts…” “No, no Mary, please listen! Please hear me..” “I am dying.”

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Finally making some personalized icons!

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Hamilton Soundtrack Sentence Starters [6/6]

“I saved every letter you wrote me.” “You said you were mine.” “Be careful with that one, love. He will do what it takes to survive.” “You built me palaces out of paragraphs.” “I’m searching and scanning for answers.” “I’m erasing myself from the narrative.” “The world has no right to my heart.” “I’m burning the memories.” “You forfeit all rights to my heart.” “Ya’ shoulda watched your mouth before you talked about my father though!” “Your father’s a scoundrel, and so, it seems, are you.” “See you on the dueling ground.” “This is my very first duel.” “They don’t exactly cover this subject in boarding school.” “Where is this happening?“ “When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air.” “You don’t want this young man’s blood on your conscience.” “Where’s my son?” “Is he alive?“ “The bullet entered just above his hip and lodged in his right arm.” “Can I see him please?” “I did exactly as you said, Pa. I held my head up high.” “There are moments that the words don’t reach.” “There is suffering too terrible to name.” “I never liked the quiet before.” “That never used to happen before.” “Can you imagine?“ “I know I don’t deserve you.” “You would smile, and that would be enough.” “Do you like it uptown?” “Can we get back to politics?” “Who did you have in mind?“ “Don’t let ‘em know what you’re against or what you’re for!“ “I learned that from you.” “We have fought on like seventy-five diff’rent fronts.” “You’re on.” “[name], come back to sleep.” “Well, I’m going back to sleep.” “My fellow soldiers’ll tell you I’m a terrible shot.” “This man will not make an orphan of my daughter.” “If I throw away my shot, is this how you’ll remember me?” “Legacy. What is a legacy?“ “My love, take your time. I’ll see you on the other side.” “He may have been the first one to die, but I’m the one who paid for it.” “I should’ve known.” “Who tells your story?“ “When you’re gone, who remembers your name?” “What would you do if you had more time?” “When my time is up, have I done enough?” “In their eyes I see you.” “Will they tell your story?”

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theladyaustria

 “He had to marry her…he had no other choice and if I’m honest stubbornness ruins in the family. He isn’t the first to think like he did.”

“ To be FORCED into a marriage is a fate I simply can’t imagine . . .                                                                                            but if Rudolf hadn’t been so stubborn he could have gone to                                                              someone for help! Couldn’t he see that he had so much yet to                                                                  live for? ”

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‘Cinderella’ (2015) sentence meme

Send one to muse for their reaction

“Just because it’s what’s done doesn’t mean it’s what should be done!”

“Have courage, and be kind.”

“When there is kindness, there is goodness.”

“Excuse me, why are you crying?”

“I have to tell you a secret that will see you through all the trials that life can offer.”

“Mark my words– you shall NOT go to the ball!”

“Who’s this for? Is there someone we’ve forgotten?”

“Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?”

“How charming, how perfectly charming.”

“Has your cat learned to sing?”

“Midnight. That’s more than enough time.”

“They’re all looking at you.”

“Are you looking for this? There must be quite a story to go with it.”

“Do shut up.”

“You needn’t call me that.”

“Oh, it seems too much to expect you to prepare breakfast, serve it and to sit with us.”

“Believe me– they’re all looking at you.”

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kaiiseriin

             ❝ you are still YOUNG. there is no need to think of marriage just yet. take your time to find the right one. happy marriages can be possible. ❞

   “ I can’t IMAGINE being trapped in a marriage that would leave me unhappy for the rest of my life...             I wonder how some people can become so unfortunate. Perhaps it isn’t any wonder Rudolf seeks solace where he can find it.                                                                                                                              Mama, your marriage was very hopeful at the start, wasn’t it? ”

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What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

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kaiiseriin

             ❝ oh, édesem. men are born with the need to EMBARRASS their families & their wives. & even if they do not wish to do so, it happens anyway. ❞

                  “ When I marry, my husband is not only going to be FAITHFUL to me, he is also going to be dedicated in every way. Nothing like... Rudolf  men such as that. ”

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“Guh- I- I don’t…”

    The words die in his throat. Inside his chest, he can feel something- most likely his pride, as a man and as a brother- shrivel. His little sister is MAD, and for Valerie, usually so level headed (so much like their father) to see her this irate is somewhat startling. 

    He turns the present over in his hands; it’s been wrapped neatly, fastened with a meticulously tied silver ribbon. Finding his usual eloquence to be failing him, he settles for unwrapping the gift in front of her instead; he twines the ribbon around his finger to save it, though he isn’t really sure why. He doesn’t get many gifts often…

    And definitely not one as nice as this. Almost delicately he picks the chained gold pocketwatch up from out of the box and holds it up. The dull winter sun glints off of it, and it leaves a shining pattern on the stark white snow; for a moment, he’s almost TRANSFIXED by the present before he turns to Valerie his sister once more.

             “… WHY?”

[onlychiild]

            Unlike their mother (& more like their father), Valerie can maintain her emotions. However, when pushed hard enough, she can lose control like their mother. Thankfully she can regain herself faster, but to lose control even in front of FAMILY is quite embarrassing. Even worse, it is her BROTHER who never understood her at all. 

            ❝ Because I can? ❞

            Truly, when she brought the gift, she had no reason. She saw the pocketwatch & thought it was perfect for Rudolf. Their mother almost never thought about buying gifts for Gisela or Rudolf. While it happened, it was not frequent (especially not for poor Gisela) & usually was an after thought. 

            ❝ Because I care & wanted you to have a pocketwatch that was fit for an                EMPEROR? 

                              Because I thought, maybe you would want something that                               would stay with you rather than disappear for months at a                               time. ❞

[onlychiild]

“I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.”

{ the other woman starters }

“I don’t know where Rudolf finds them all!                                                                                                                             HONESTLY, he leads such a dissolute lifestyle that it almost                                                                 embarrasses me to be related to him.”

[erzherzogundkronprinz-deactivat]

   He takes pleasure in her tears; the fierce, furious look on her face, the pain in her voice as she curses him for all he’s worth. He knows he is wicked for it, he knows he is not a brother, but he does not care because he is glad to see her in pain. She has known so little pain in her lifetime; to be frank, she almost deserves it.

   When something bounces off his chest, he goes still; slowly, he reaches down and picks it up from the snow-covered ground.

She had gotten him… a gift?

   His eyes drift up, landing on her retreating back. “Valerie-” The name dies in his throat.

[onlychiild]

               ❝ WHAT? What do you WANT, Rudolf? ❞

           ❝ Are you going to mock my gift now? Call it silly? Childish? Say that Mama               or Ida or Marie must have forced me to give you a gift? Well you’re wrong.               I WANTED to give you a gift. Is that such a shock to you? But OH! I am a               demon after all! How could I EVER think of you in my self-centeredness? ❞

            ❝ Say what you want to say so I can do what you wish & leave you alone. ❞

[johnnyssilverhand]

The Other Woman Sentence Meme

“I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”

“You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”

“Selfish people live longer.”

“That’s what happens when you piss people off.”

“You wrecked two marriages!”

“One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”

“One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”

“Cry on the inside like a winner.”

“And you don’t think you can take her?”

“What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”

“Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”

“I get it. Things are coming into focus.”

“Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”

“I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.” 

“I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”

“They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”

“It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?” 

“I wouldn’t even be me without you.”

“I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”

“As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.” 

“I want a divorce, [insert name].”

“I’m insecure, I have issues.”

“You slept with him, didn’t you?”

“Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”

“You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”

“Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”

“You’re so much better now.”

“If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”

“We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”

“Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”

“Next time, call a plumber.” 

“I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”

“Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”

“You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”

“But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.” 

[phantomseifu]

                                              [мιяαcℓєѕ are ιяяαтισηαƖ by ɴαтυre]

[phantomseifu]

                                                                                                               I don’t know how many years                                                                                                                in the future it will be… but I’ll                                                                                                                       write and act my own                                                              { ｅｎｄｉｎｇ }