Goku: *chilling somewhere close to Vegeta*
Vegeta: YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SAIYAN I'LL HAND YOUR ASS TO YOU IN TWO MINUTES
Goku: *sips tea and smiles*
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Goku: *chilling somewhere close to Vegeta*
Vegeta: YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SAIYAN I'LL HAND YOUR ASS TO YOU IN TWO MINUTES
Goku: *sips tea and smiles*
Vegeta: *rages*
Goku: you are so cute like an angry chihuahua puppy
Vegeta: *blasts Goku into oblivion*
Goku, staring at Vegeta's butt: •ω•
Vegeta: ><
Goku: 🤤😌
Vegeta: 😒😒😒
KakaVege Cyborg AU
"My body was so damaged that it was hundred percent sure, I will die. So he [Frieza]..." Vegeta stopped for a second, waiting for the shivers pass as he relived those memories. "He made me into... This. His favourite killing machine."
It was hard. He still felt like a Saiyan and acted so. His brain made him believe.
"The thing I have inside of me is able to repair itself. Just like our bodies fast healing ability, but it's made of a rare kind of metal. Most of my bones were replaced with that."
Goku was just blinking, trying to process it all. It sounded like one of those movies Goten loved to watch so much.
"So that's why my temple feels so cold all the time. It's unbreakable. Though it can be melted on high temperature."
The younger Saiyan just looked at him still dumbfounded. Honestly he didn't care about it at all. His feelings remained the same.
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@zoegts (idk what to do with my life so prepare for more shiz like this)
Goku: „I want to create the bond with you.”
Vegeta: „No one told me so kindly that he wants to fuck me.”
Goku: „Well, I’m just a third-class, as I told your father. But I know things.”
Goku: You can see me an idiot if you want, and I know sometimes I actually act like one, but I always get what I want. Some way or another.
Vegeta: Do you think rape scares me? Frieza did way worse to me.
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Better late then never, I guess^^
As I wrote before I’m a lazy ass, but here you are. Not so fluffy but I tried my best. Special thanks for editing to @mrsvegetaouji ! Feel free to suggest me how to improve! I love all the 170 of you! :* (I know it isn’t too much, but for me, it is!)