#kale <3

[bankholdupstudios]

do you remember when we were plotting to have max russo, the fictional wizard, as a house boy to run our errands??

scrolled to the depths of my ask box bc i forgot it was open and uh. yes actually i do remember that. i also remember that big ass beetle on our porch when we were bringing in groceries and you asked me how big it was and i said “green” so fucking confidently. what were we doing??? what was going on??? can we do it again???

[iwasonceabookworm]

hi bored i'm dad

you’re…you’re my father????

[xeroxoblio]

roommates to lovers is the best dynamic imo I don't even have to worry about planning dates we already live together

[mister-finally-found-himself]

here is the adoption papers

i literally wrote it with eyeliner bc my calligraphy pens ran out of ink 💀

omg i signed them

eyeliner 😭 iconic so much respect for you

[bankholdupstudios]

hi i love you

i love you more kale. 🥬 <that u. leaf boi. i know ur tells

[bankholdupstudios]

oh sorry i just flooded your notifs. i thought i was on the dash but i was in fact just scrolling down your blog

i read your tags like the morning paper all is forgiven, my brother in Being Aware Of Tommy Newman

[bankholdupstudios]

just very suddenly remembered that time me and @urmomsonfire created a graph of sorts on our wall with index cards including every actor in our theatre department with their acting styles (in a weird referential shorthand with like. Famous Actors) and whether or not they were actually pulling it off.

1) there’s a chance this was actually really mean of us but it’s not like we really had company over and we had no intention of telling anyone about this so like. whatever.

2) i’m craving that high again that process was so fun. can we find another strange and unnecessary large visual representation to create together

[babybluebex]

hi i don’t go here full time as you know but your boy was very wet and pathetic in a quiet place and i deeply enjoyed it <3

he was the wettest and most pathetic guy i've ever seen, i adore him 😭 glad you agree