banky

25; he/him; i’m barking at you because i’m scared not because i’m mad

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[quasi-normalcy]

Hyperrealistic simulacrum of a good father

[pseudomantis]

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[bankholdupstudios]

thinking about pierogis…..

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[hustlerose]

giant salamanders could be even larger

[hustlerose]

let me be clear. this is not big enough. we need to go bigger

[bankholdupstudios]

sometimes i forget that i’ve gone and changed my name yet again and then i click into my own blog and get jumpscared by the fact that i haven’t updated it on here but like. i’m fine with having a nickname. and also my bizarre compulsion to publicize information about myself in some misguided effort to self soothe by seeking absolution is…… just going to cause problems at some point.

so anyways yeah if we’re mutuals and you still think my name is banky lemme know or don’t i don’t actually care i mean i still answer to it irl it just makes me feel somewhat hollow to do so lol

[dogpuppy]

[shishiminty]

If the Warner Siblings were in MOTM Universe

[uncahier]

Calvin really was the voice of his generation. His generation just doesn’t like to admit it.

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[saym0-0]

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

[salvaation]

literally been thinking of making this since i first watched so here

[bankholdupstudios]

i’m mere seconds away from having a complete and total come-apart. i FOOLISHLY made the mistake of getting extremely into a band that hasn’t been particularly relevant since 1995 (Nelson) and then i FOOLISHLY fell in love with their 1999 release (Life) and decided i ought to add it and most if not all of their albums to my physical media collection only to find that most everything at this point has either an exorbitant price tag or would cost more in shipping to import than the cd itself.

supply and demand are kicking my ass so i need everyone to get really into Nelson right now. if anyone has any questions me and my highlighted autographed copy of their autobiography are here to help.