who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?
Malik. He’s not used to decorating himself and the one time he tries, it doesn’t go so well.
who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?
They both do together as they watch movies
who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?
Probably Malik to try to be a “normal” couple and then they get distracted and end up having sex instead...
who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?
Malik is more of a Mariah Carey kind of guy so that’s where he’d be. Maybe Kira?
who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?
Malik, not much of him thinking she’d snoop but more that he sucks at wrapping.
who insists on making snow angels?
Malik does and then they have a snowball fight afterwards
who put christmas outfits on all the pets?
They don’t have pets but probs Kira
Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?
They’d go on vacation for Christmas, but Malik would ask her to make a pit stop at his family’s home and have dinner before.
who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?
Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?
Depending on what their present is because sometimes sex could be the present and we know they don’t hold back...
Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?
Kira which Malik knows he’s going to suck at but tries anyway.
Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?
Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?
Malik but... since he’s working in another state/country, he drunk calls her and tells her how much he loves her.
who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?
I don’t think either of them would do that even if they’re angry, they’d cut themselves off before it comes out