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Pet pics, his name is Clowny <3

amazing little fella

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Hi! Your about says you archive the Events etc. Is there any chance you've saved parts of the White Day Event's dialog? Jun's and Yumi's route in particular. I was trying to translate them and got everyone except those two, but I got interrupted by the Gear event halfway through Yumi's route.

Hi

Here’s the full list of routes for white day 2021

Google docs link: here

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From Organization XIII, who has licked a Switch cartridge to find out if they really taste that awful (Probably followed by instant regret because THEY DO), who refuses to lick them because they're designed to taste horrible, and who's tricking others into licking a cartridge? (Xigbar's gonna do weird stuff again, isn't he? >.>)

Licks a Switch cartridge out of curiosity and instantly regrets it : Lexaeus, Xion

Licks a Switch cartridge while being fully aware they taste like shit because they have one braincell : Xigbar, Axel, Demyx, Roxas

Licks a Switch cartridge for s c i e n c e : Zexion, Vexen

Is curious about the taste, but makes someone else try it : Saix

Tricks others into licking Switch cartridges : Xigbar, Axel, Marluxia, Larxene

Knows better than to do that / listen to the people listed above : Xemnas, Vexen

Doesn’t even know what a Switch is : Xaldin, Luxord

Can’t even afford a Switch, let alone games : Demyx, Roxas, Xion

Will fry your games and console if you even try to trick her : Larxene

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(Okay, I know I already sent one request and I wanted to wait longer before sending another but this is just not letting me go so-) A while ago you mentioned that writing about the crusty old men in the Orga is hard and mockingly made them say "I eat my kitkat the wrong way." So, how DO the crust old men eat their kitkats? WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING TO THEIR KITKATS?! I've been wondering for like a week now! (Reason #2745 why I should NOT be given internet access. I ask weird questions, sorry)

wHEEZE - this was so funny to think about, I just had to do the entire organization

Eats Kit Kat properly, one by one, breaking the bars apart : Xaldin, Saix, Xion, Luxord

Eats Kit Kat wrong, taking one b i g bite into the entire tablet : Xemnas, Zexion, Roxas (because Axel told him that was the proper way)

Eats Kit Kat wrong but only for the memes and/or to piss others off : Axel, Demyx

Tries to eat Kit Kat properly but ends up breaking the entire fucking thing apart : Lexaeus

Doesn’t like chocolate : Vexen

Doesn’t like chocolate but will eat a Kit Kat the wrong way to spite others : Marluxia

Eats the wrapper instead, just to see the looks of horror on other people’s faces : Xigbar

Does this : Larxene

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Heartcanon: Despite their powers, Axel absolutely Can Not Handle heat (that's not caused by his OWN flames), while Vexen refuses to leave the heater once the temperature is anywhere even remotely near freezing. Axel can easily warm himself up in winter, and Vexen can cool himself down in summer, but the seasons "perfect" for their powers? N o p e. Can't deal with it. At all.

I like to imagine these two have the usual fights over the thermostat and general temperature of the Grey Room w h e e z e

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Heartcanon: Lauriam's favorite flower is strelitzia juncea (he VASTLY prefers those over the flashier and more popular strelitzia reginae; he's taken a liking to less flashy flowers in general, like ones with pastel-ish colors or subtle scents compared to bold-colored, strong smelling ones); like, even as Marluxia, his room was covered in strelitzia plants. Streli, meanwhile, is kinda "meh" about the plant that she got her name from; she prefers white roses, with cherry blossoms in sceond place.

wouldn’t it be fucked up if they were orphans and Lauriam was the one who named Strelitzia 

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Heartcanon: Larxene adores tiny fluffy animals like bunnies, chihuahuas, dachshunds, etc. Someone once made fun of her for it, and/or made fun of one of the little fluffs she was playing with. Said someone has never been seen again.

tHIS REMINDS ME OF A VERY WHOLESOME FANFIC FROM ANOTHER KH BLOG THAT I CAN’T REMEMBER OF LARXENE SHOWING HER S/O THE TINY STRAY CAT SHE ADOPTED 

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Heartcanon: Lexaeus/Aeleus likes art (especially paintings with flowers or floral motives in general), while Xaldin/Dilan enjoys poems, especially Haiku and Sijo. But while Lex can enjoy the occasional poem, Xal doesn't really see anything in art other than maybe "It's probably pretty?", being a bit confused over what the big deal with this or that famous painting is.

Beefy artsy lads, I wholeheartedly agree