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A Riko Sandwich

Original Artist: @AMARIN_kyako on twitter

[bunyehz]

( wedding bell chimes ) * sniff * lesbian activity...

I LOVE THE NEW SET SO MUCH ILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE

[mini-draws]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @jhaskii !!!! BEAR AND I ARE LOVE YOU!!!

@bearsketches and i collab’d on this and even made icons!! can you believe that!!

just a quick disclaimer before i go all emo: im not actually woke at 3 am est so don’t worry. the rest is under the cut folks

* quick note this is going to be all over the place because i’m tired and i should really get to sleep!! sorry that i’m fake!!

HI JAX!! WOW!! YOU’RE 17! THAT’S OLD. also i’m so sorry that the apush exam is literally tomorrow im going to fail that because i’ve barely studied so i dont know jack! so. enough of that, let’s get on with the rest. i know you probably hear this a lot (because it’s true!) but you’re super super nice and approachable. like it feels easy for me to talk to you? idk how to describe it but it’s just really relaxing to talk to you also i’m??? there are only TWO months until AX can you fcking believe that im ready to cry just thinking about that wtf 5 days doesn’t feel like nearly enough to spend time with y’all because every second is really going to count when everything happens...

i really enjoy our convos about suffering in apush (which will definitely kill us friday heeheehoohoo) and just suffering in school in general?? also im still shook that you laughed so hard at that one blog and also chong ding? i still dont understand how tf you nearly passed out from that it wasn’t that funny was it jfc. but yeah i can’t wait to see you and bear at AX i can already tell it’s going to be the highlight of my year if not the highlight of my entire goddamn life! so yeah sorry if this was all over the place but happy birthday and good luck on your tests!!!!!!! i’m sorry you have to fcking suffer on your birthday that sounds like a huge pain in the butt!!!!

[mag--pie]

What

Day 30 this is a crack fic dont take this seriously. I swear im a better writer

Yoshiko walked into the library. Upon entering, she noticed some things were off in the room. First, Hanamaru wasn’t at her usual position at the counter. There was a peculiar scene at the tables. On a table, there was a stack of books. One of the books was open. Yoshiko walked closer and checked the title.

“Little Red,” Yoshiko muttered,”might as well read it.”

She flipped to the front of the book and began to read.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl. Her name was Riko. Her grandmother, Dia, was very ill and she was to visit her old, frail grandmother. Riko’s mother had always told her to never stray from the path, for there were bad creatures in the foliage.

“I am leaving, mother!”

Riko walked outside of her small wooden home and began her adventure through the woods. Upon reaching the mouth of the forest, Riko saw a tall, lean, lumberjack. The lumberjack had ashen hair and ocean blue eyes. Riko watched the lumberjack chop the wood into smaller bits.

“Hello? Lumberjack?”

The lumberjack turned around,”Oh hey kiddo! What’re you doing out here in the forest?”

“I’m going to visit my grandmother.”

“Let me accompany you! I’m You, you’re average lumberjack.”

“Riko,” the girl said.

The two walked down the path and encountered another girl. She had a wolf costume on. She did a small howl.

“Rawr ex dee! I’m Kanan, the big bad wolf uwu.”

“You seem more like a furry going to Anthrocon,” Riko muttered.

“Im gonna follow you guys!”

What the fuck?

The forest path led to a small clearing. In the clearing, was Dia’s home. Riko slowly opened the door to see her grandmother wielding an item. A chainsaw.

“The FUCK are they doing here?” Dia asked while pointing at Kanan and You.

Dia swung her chainsaw at the trio. The trio quickly ran away into the safety of the forest.

“I hope we’re safe here...” You said, panting.

“Guess again binch,” Dia grinned.

THE END

Yoshiko closed the book,”What the actual fuck?”

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Riko was found dead after this

Original Artist: @pito_sh on twitter

@shadow-gate-to-love

[bunyehz]

Based on a PokeMMO screenshot while playing with @jhaskii and @minichen123

og screenshot: 

[bunyehz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @minichen123 !!!! We love you so much !!!! I hope this comic expresses that 😤😤😤 THEY GROW UP SO FAST, WE HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING YEAR AS A 16 YEAR OLD!! LOTS OF LOVE FROM JAX AND I!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

AMAZING BIG THANKS TO @jhaskii FOR HELPING ME COMPLETE AN ENTIRE PAGE !! WE BOTH ARE LOVE MINI AND MINI AND I BOTH ARE LOVE HER. PLEASE FOLLOW HER AND MINI!!

more under the cut because wow? i love my friends esp mini 

HI MINI if ur reading this thank u SO MUCH FOR LIKE. STEPPIN INTO MY LIFE LIKE THAT? IT SOUNDS REALLY CLICHE PUT THAT WAY BUT. YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE IN MY SERVER TO ACTUALLY TALK  WITH ME CONSISTENTLY, AND YOU ACTUALLY STUCK AROUND!! EVEN WHEN JAX AND I PULL OUR BULLSHIT YOU STILL ARE THERE!! AND I COULDNT ASK FOR A BETTER FRIEND LIKE THAT IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS!! U AND JAX ARE TOO GOOD TO ME, AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!! AND HOPEFULLY WE CAN CELEBRATE UR NEXT ONE TOO !! SO THIS ONES FOR YOU, #1 PISCES!

[bunyehz]

@ You know who you are 👀