#kandirk

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Gog people on TikTok are insane, like they literally get mad at people for shipping dirkjohn and say that it's not okay because "oh well John's 13 and Dirk's 19" but then they ALSO get mad at kandirk shippers and say "oh well Dirk's a minor and Kankris an adult" like what???? also they act like everything has to cater to their specific needs like they see a video of a ship they dont like and they decide to HARASS THE PERSON WHO MADE IT???????? and then more of that ship gets recommended to them because they interacted with the video it would almost be funny if it didnt mean more people got harassed

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shoutout to the two dirkkri fans out there.

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A Royal Ball - Homestuck Royalty AU

Two young brothers watched over the ball, nobles mingling, the small orchestra playing a delightful song and kings and queens watching over their beloved subjects. The younger of the two leans in close to his brother, speaking barely above a whisper.

"I've heard rumors that the Maryam sisters are from a lineage of vampires, or at the very least the youngest is one."

Dirk doesn't look at his brother, just continues watching the scene before them as he answers. "You weren't aware?"

"What?"

Dirk nods towards the two trolls, both dressed in elegant jade dresses with accents of ruby red and delicate gold jewelry. "Do you not see how gracefully they move? How pale they are amongst their peers? Or how their canines protrude?"

Dave feels his embarrassment burn through him. "I- well, I guess I didn't. Who are we to judge by looks, anyways?"

The older just hums in response, his attention now on the youngest Maryam – no older than him – meets his amber eyes and smiles shyly.

Just a small thing that's been in my mind! I love the idea of Dave and Dirk having their own kingdoms, like how they had their own sessions and then the trolls have their own kingdoms too! But when all is said and done, the humans and trolls aren't confined to just one kingdom :3c

I'll make a list

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DIRK/KANAYA [<> + <3<]

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i am cleaning out my files, so have this lovely

[lostmystyx]

Dirkri Headcanons

More headcanons with AA on Skype. I’m DS, of course. I have developed a Dirkri problem, which is entirely femboystho‘s fault. Damn you, Hal.

[1:47:51 PM] DS: Theyre both such assholes and are never going to fucking learn how to be fuckin polite unless someone puts a stop to their shit and properly explains to them what they're doing wrong, and they do that for each other. Kankri is the kind of person that would attempt to understand Dirk, and make him comfortable. Dirk is very closed off, and that's just the kind of interaction he needs to open up. He, meanwhile, would not take any of Kankri's shit, and would know all of the right things to say to make him shut up, or tell him he's being obnoxious. [1:47:57 PM] DS: They're good for each other in that way. [1:48:55 PM] DS: They're also both not big on touch, so they'd be cautious with pushing their boundaries. When you're cautious and careful with someone like that, they can see that you care about them and you'll be careful with how you touch them, so they're more likely to open up to you. In that way, they're also a good match. [1:50:47 PM] DS: Dirk had a lot of issues with emotion, and Kankri is good at breaking that down and tracing the roots, and figuring out all the reasons why someone could be upset. He could figure out Dirk's emotions with minimal revealance on Dirk's part, and he would help him with his emotions, rather than judge him. Dirk might learn to just give up on hiding from Kankri, because Kankri can read him anyway. Kankri is very open and big on putting everything out there at once and explaining things, unlike Dirk, so he would help Dirk to open up a bit more. [1:52:06 PM] DS: I think Kankri has a lot of internal issues going on, and that's why he's such a social justice warrior. He tries to make others better and understand others more because he doesn't understand himself, so he just focuses on other people. Dirk is really good at figuring out himself and things about himself. He understands what he's thinking and why he's angry at himself and others and he understands his emotions. Kankri doesn't. Not by far. Dirk could be good at teaching him to learn that. [1:52:30 PM] DS: Idk there are so many reasons why their relationship would balance each other out and benefit each other. [1:53:37 PM] DS: On the other hand, you have the more silly traditional couple things. They're both really good at noticing things about people and remembering them. Insanely good. So they'd know a lot about  one another and remember each other's little quirks and things. [1:53:57 PM] DS: Dirk would know just what to say to make Kankri snort softly and shake his head, trying not to smile. [1:54:13 PM] DS: Kankri would know just what horrible jokes to crack to make Dirk grin. [1:54:43 PM] DS: Kankri would know exactly what things to say to Dirk to make him feel better, and exactly how to prepare his coffee in the mornings. [1:55:25 PM] DS: Dirk would have all of Kankri's favorite soap operas memorized, and he'd know exactly which blankets and pillows Kankri liked best. [1:57:53 PM] DS: Dirk overhearing Kankri being rude in a rant and walking over to get him to lighten up on the other person a little more. Dirk pulling Kankri into a hug and teasing him and bickering with him about public displays of affection to distract him from particularly long or rude rants. [1:59:49 PM] DS: Kankri occasionally slipping innuendos into his long sermons for Dirk to catch because he knows Dirk is always at least halflistening to what he says when he talks to other people and Dirk snorting suddenly into his hand as the person Kankri was ranting to snaps out of their daze in confusion and Kankri just continues speaking now that he's recaught their attention. [2:00:28 PM] DS: DIrk being one of the few people who always pays one hundred percent attention to Kankri's rants, and that's one of the reasons why he can cut him off on his bullshit, because he actually catches the words and calls him out on it. [2:01:34 PM] DS: Kankri knowing exactly where to find Dirk when Dirk disappears, just sitting down next to him quietly and not disturbing him, waiting until he's ready to speak. [2:02:09 PM] DS: Dirk knowing exactly which blanket to bring Kankri and how to make his hot chocolate when Kankri's locked up in his room, upset about something or other. [2:03:15 PM] DS: Dirk stretching out on Kankri's lap while Kankri reads like a big lazy cat. [2:04:03 PM] DS: Dirk shoving his head up under Kankri's sweater and hugging onto Kankri while Kankri tries to shove him out again and scolds him [2:04:50 PM] DS: Kankri curling up at Dirk's side and purring softly [2:05:37 PM] DS: Kankri's purr reminds Dirk of a robot's engine and now completing a new robot reminds him of Kankri when he starts it up so the first thing he does after he finds out it works alright is come find Kankri and show it to him [2:06:39 PM] DS: Kankri and Dirk eating entire tubs of ice cream because "Nah, bro, it's totally fine. Stop worrying. Don't even try to tell me you're not tempted." [2:07:29 PM] DS: Dirk convincing Kankri to sneak into places at night with him and they end up having a shit ton of fun and Kankri forgets that what they did was illegal [2:07:56 PM] DS: Dirk trying to get Kankri to watch anime (it fails so magnificently) [2:08:04 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: pff [2:08:05 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: omg [2:08:14 PM] DS: I can go on forever omfg [2:08:14 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: Kankri rying to watch anime [2:08:26 PM] DS: im not even done holy shit [2:08:32 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: Hehe [2:08:41 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: these are really cute! [2:09:20 PM] DS: Kankri coming to Dirk for help because his husktop is "broken" and Dirk is just like "Are you shitting me the battery is fucking dead it isn't broken" [2:10:38 PM] DS: Kankri finding out that Dirk is short for Diederick or Dietrich [2:10:52 PM] DS: Dirk calling Kankri "Kanks" and it pisses Kankri off [2:12:08 PM] DS: Dirk occasionally using shitty pet names and Kankri just letting it slide because he doesn't do it that often and he likes the way the words sound in Dirk's voice [2:13:12 PM] DS: Kankri internally freaking out at Dirk's scars and calmly asking where they're from but being really cautious about it and ranting about how Dirk doesn't have to tell him if DIrk doesn't want to until Dirk shuts him up and explains it's from the Condesce's bots, his own bots, and building accidents [2:13:40 PM] DS: Dirk flipping the fuck out and raging for a solid three hours when he finds out why Kankri has scars (mutant bloods, man) [2:18:38 PM] DS: Kankri refusing to shut up with the ranting and go home and refusing to leave and Dirk being so fucking done with his three sweep old boyfriend so he just picks him up and slings him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carries him out the door while Kankri pounds on his back lightly and yells at him. "Kanks, don't make me go Finding Nemo on your ass." "Diederick Strider if y9u even think a69ut it I will pers9nally f9rcefully esc9rt y9ur "plush rump" 6ack t9 y9ur h9meland." "I touched the butt." "DIEDERICK MARCELINE STRIDER" [2:24:29 PM] DS: Dave is horrified when he finds out his brother is dating his boyfriend's dancestor [2:24:40 PM] DS: Karkat is even more horrified that anyone would date Kankri period [2:24:46 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: omg [2:25:07 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: Karkat not believing Kankri got a Matesprit [2:25:26 PM] DS: ikr [2:27:52 PM] DS: Dirk and Kankri both knowing each other's full names. Dirk because Porrim said it, Kankri because Dirk made the mistake of telling him. [2:28:16 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: Wait, Kankri's *full name?* [2:28:20 PM] DS: yes [2:28:33 PM] DS: no one knows but himself and porrim [2:28:41 PM] DS: and also dirk [2:28:44 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: But [2:28:46 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: What is it? [2:28:58 PM] DS: idk do I look like one of those three to you [2:29:13 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: you [2:29:15 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: are the most [2:29:19 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: annoying person [2:29:28 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: on the whole damn planet [2:29:42 PM] Lovingly Heartbroken: you know that, right? [2:30:25 PM] DS: Kankri threw an absolute fit when Porrim said his middle name in front of Dirk and ranted at her for hours while Dirk sat there and had a good laugh. She never said it in front of anyone else (but Dirk, for their own personal amusement- it became an inside joke) again. Dirk will occasionally use it when they're alone to mess with Kankri, but rarely. [2:30:28 PM] DS: Yes I know.

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ブラッドラストの壊れない [The Unbreakable Bloodlust: Kanaya♥Dirk]

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The amount of sheer embarrassment that both Kanaya and Kanayabot had for Brobot, his random moment of taking photography at a time like this caused them to face-palm; but they continued to journey onwards. They followed Dirk's footprints out of the forest, heading towards the desert, where the footprints stopped; the party stopped as they look around to see that he isn't around to be found. Kanaya took the risk and went in the desert, still following the direction the footprints left off; Brobot and Kanayabot followed behind her. It started to get slightly windy, the one long path isn't an easy one; Kanaya feels as if they're getting close to Dirk. As long as the as the party sticks to the same direction, the faster it is to find Dirk.

Dirk reaching the mountain point, he looks back to see how far he's been since the ball enhancing on that frog temple; looks like the ball isn't to be seen from this far ahead. Heading up as he lays out his sick raps that activates his fetch modus, his sylladex spat out a crate, it is unknown what contains in the box, but, what is Dirk planning on doing with the box? He starts to run again after a short rest from the desert, he reaches the top of the mountain with his speed; seeing the other side of the mountain -- it was beautiful in his eyes. Placing the box down, he begins to slice the top open with his unbreakable katana; containing the box was something he made during the time everyone was sleep back when he was injured. Once the top of the crate was sliced off, he reaches inside to grab the mystery content that is inside the crate, it will be revealed later.

Meanwhile, with Kanaya and the party; it appears that the wind was picking up speed all of a sudden. Brobot and Kanayabot started to block the slightly strong wind to help Kanaya keep up her normal pace by being by her sides, she thanked them both as they returned to walking. A few hours later, they ran into a giant ball and what seems to be some kind of temple that's been crushed; Kanaya started to investigate the ball. Brobot and Kanayabot began to goof off on the giant ball; the ball started to roll slowly due to the amount of dancing the two cute robots were having on top of the ball. There's not much time to goof off when there's Dirk to be concerned about, the robots had finally come down and started being obedient to Kanaya's commands; they left the crushed temple and moved onwards to the desert.

On their way to the mountain, Brobot started to communicate with Kanayabot through virtual communication; sending messages back and forth while they are travelling. "I believe I have not been feeling honest with you." Brobot's message had been received by Kanayabot's inbox, her head turns towards him as her head tilted in question. "What Do You Mean?" Kanayabot's message had been replied, Brobot had received the message; Brobot rubbed his cheek with the non-existent nails. "As we both are creations with the objective of not having emotions... I can definitely feel emotions inside us; getting down on the little bro. I'm trying to say that I have this, interest in you and I." Brobot's message had been received by Kanayabot. He reaches over to grab onto Kanayabot's hand without looking, as they walked; his head started to geek out with emotions of feeling Kanayabot's beautiful robotic hand. Kanayabot had been giggling out loud, Brobot looks over to see that he had been holding Kanaya's hand; the blood that rushes onto Kanaya's face had caused her to glow bright.

What on earth is in the box, Dirk?

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ブラッドラストの壊れない [The Unbreakable Bloodlust: Kanaya♥Dirk]

Chapter 1: [Page 19/30]

Rays of light shines through the Lotus' leaves, Dirk's eyes opens slowly as he sees that he is inside the lotus; he crawls out and lands on his back. Noticing the lotus looks very lively from the ray's light and Dirk's warmth from earlier, looking to the side -- he spots his katana sitting behind the lotus; getting up as he moves around the lotus to retrieve his precious unbreakable weapon. Propping the weapon onto his shoulder, noticing that the countdown timer flashes on and off. "000:000:000:017" The timer slowly declines by numbers, Dirk quickly catches on that the lotus is active to bloom in 17 seconds; knowing that the Time Capsule Lotus blooms after a certain date.

It became quite suspicious for a time capsule lotus to bloom at such time, he recalls that last night the timer wasn't functioning or lit up; Dirk held his battle stance as his grip to the katana readies for a thrashing of a lifetime. He anticipates what will bloom out of the lotus, a single sweat drips down his jaw line; not a single expression forming on his face but rather the usual blank that which he stares his enemies down to their graves. The lotus blooms as the pink leaves begin to spread open as a ball appears before Dirk's eyes, it throbs to its sides and rolls forward to Dirk's direction; as it fell off the lotus -- a massive landing sound crashes and continues to roll forward. "Are you kidding me? All this waiting for a pair of balls?" Dirk said loudly as his face slammed against his palm in which created a loud clap. The temple is rumbling, Dirk has no clue where it's coming from; first thing he does is jump out of the temple as the ball expands the same size as the temple. Unbelievable, one ball, engulfing a temple at such a small size from before; Dirk was glad that he made the call to jump out. He has no choice but to travel forward, he is close to his destination.

Kanaya stares at Brobot in his sleep mode, noticing that his thumb is pressed against her chest; knowing that he was built by Dirk -- it shouldn't be a bother with having at least an indirect finger touching her. Although she noticed that it is a cold finger, cold robot -- she turns over and Kanayabot's hand slips down and gives an accidental grope. *DEAD BOT GROPE 2X COMBO* Kanaya stands up and kicks them both over it, as both do not seem to be responding to the kick; even shouting commands do not seem to budge them the least. They may have literally used up all their battery life to comfort Kanaya through the fort night, she can't carry them both alone; she shivers from the cold touch by the bots. She peeks over to see a pair of ears sticking out from the other side of the log, she jumps over the log and pins down the figure. Oh shit, son! 'Lil Sebastian has just came in time to help Kanaya and the party, forgetting that he couldn't talk -- he just opens his belly which contains some uranium.

Uranium which is enough to power both Kanayabot and Brobot back to life, he proceeds to change the uranium; whilst Kanaya starts to look at where they are heading. She turns to see that Brobot and Kanayabot are standing and ready to go, that was quick; but sadly 'Lil Seb has ended up powering down. "The Poor Creature Could Not Have Been Any More Useful Such As Bringing A Nice Sweater To Go With This Long Skirt" Kanaya said out loud, dusting her dirty skirt off from sleeping on the ground. "Or Some Food" She grunted, walking forward to walk off her mood of hunger; the bots looked at each other with questions in their database -- following her as they kept a certain distance from her. As the ray's light began to grow slightly brighter, Brobot began to take some photography; his shades gave off accidental camera flashes and shutters.

 It was a dorky move on his part, Kanayabot covered her face with the palms of her hands, it was too dorky for her; Kanaya was also in the same motion - she walks into a tree. "Sorry I Should Have Been Watching Where I'm Going" Kanaya said expressing her apologies with the tree she bumped into, Brobot and Kanayabot had their faces covered in each other's palms. *FOREST EMBARRASSMENT 2X COMBO* Minutes later, they all had reverted back to their serious sides; they start to see some holes on the ground, Dirk's footprints making a trail along with multiple of mysterious footprints. A strife must have been engaged here or before that, the party followed the trail that should lead to Dirk; gaining pace as managed to lose the trace in the desert.

What do we do now, Commander Kanaya?

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