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phone + asher cartwright pt. 1

#kaneswrites #*mine #*ph #ch: asher cartwright #sh: sasher #mm: boston bruins #i love you i'm sorry this took so long!!#o: summer astalis

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listen... anyone who knows me knows i love my tall white men, white men who resemble a venti white chocolate whipped cream cupcake filling pile of white sugar, but if there’s one white man i cannot bear to look at it, it’s armie hammer. like, *harper voice* first of all, he really isn’t cute at all. he looks like an average white man i could find on the street and then ignore because he’s 50 shades of white and thinks that him being nice to me gives him brownie points and an one-way ticket straight into my panties. second, every character i’ve ever seen played with his fc is bland, bland, bland! like i thought ansel elgort was bland? nope, armandhammer is even blander. not 2 mention cmbyn is nastie and not an appropriate representation of what a LGBT+ relationship should be like. (also before y’all jump down my throat about how the age of consent in italy is 17 or whatever, please just know that i a) don’t care about your opinion on the topic, pedo-apologist and b) i know where MY values and morals lie, so have fun rationalizing shit!)

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