#kaninchenzero

[patrickdiomedes]

it has red vein-y inclusions, so bloodstone like a circulatory system

i figured that was why, but I still think that bloodstone should be the name of something with a lot more red

[elfyourmother]

lots of very... ah, devout? art of the assumption of st haldrath, being peeled out of his armor, claw marks across his flawless abdominals, focus spiralling from the broken haft of his spear piercing a sinuous, scaled throat to the ecstatic look upon his face, a halo of shards from his helmet...

good good

very gay

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

some of your questioners sound like they could use a seal of cecelyne. i know i want one.

far be it from me to turn away anyone seeking a deal with the powers of hell

[punlich]

internal combustion engines also breathe oxygen

This is an attack on me and my body of flesh which are one and the same

[elfyourmother]

hien is just... amazing. like, his king-in-exile status could have gone so different with other writers, all seething rage and bitterness, but he finds joy in small things, is kind to the powerless, even tsuyu! is willing to literally give the head from his neck for his people. and he thinks little sun is a gaping asshole. i love him.

He really, really is!!! Like in any other game, in the hands of anyone else, he would have been such a wangsty stereotype tbh, all grim manpain (I shudder to think of how Blizz might have written him)

But! He’s a friend to all living things (the lost little lambs!!!!!!). He likes to swim! There’s a reason my goofy tag for him is what it is. He’s been through so much grief and tragedy but he hasn’t let it harden him or make him cynical even though he had every reason to be. And he really does love his people more than life itself and he’s so very shrewd and has so much hidden depth (the occasional himbo routine he puts on solely to make people drop their guard is something he very much has in common with Gisele).

The fact that he’s Cyan’s lost son in an AU where he lived instead is just icing on the cake (please let me tell you about the enormous crush I had on Cyan Garamond even when I was 14 and it was wildly inappropriate)

[elfyourmother]

café de borel au: aymeric semi famously doesn't do foam art, saying, "the coffee *is* the art. please, enjoy." gisele de fortemps ducks inside on a cold, blustery day, cheeks flushed, big fluffy cable knit muffler, blowing on her hands and even though the sky is spitting ice it's like she brought summer with her. without his conscious mind offering any input whatsoever, he finds himself moogling "how to foam art rose" on his tomestone and mumbling fuck, fuck, i'm doomed, fuck" which is about when she smiles at him. (yes the moogles run the world's biggest search engine, they only sell enough advertising to keep themselves in kupo nuts and fund a startup dedicated to pom care product research, which has become profitable in its own right since the staff there is mostly goblin and they branched out into beauty products for other sapients in the world)

[elfyourmother]

madame giselle, how would you fill in the blank here: croissants, clotted cream, and _____? (scones, bleh)

Profiteroles! I have an insatiable sweet tooth, and I must always have something sweet with my tea, specifically.

But if you find scones drab and unassuming, by the by, you’ve not had Aymeric’s. His are made with love, always, which helps.

[elfyourmother]

i found chateau montreve! very nice work on the outside. the neighbor does kinda wreck the serenity you'd worked to build there, though. like, yikes.

Thank you!

And yeah every patch that guy’s house gets uglier and uglier without fail. Even with shaders I have to be extra strategic with camera angles whenever I take pictures in my yard 🙃

I keep saying the Goblet needs an HOA, Gisele would never stand for that bullshit