hey hi hello, i’m vinnie & this is my dumb art son, avery!! i’m The Worst™ …at most things espec intros….so my bad lmao but really best way to describe me is a dumpster on fire tbqh like burning 24/7 i need to chill,, ANYWAYs under the cut is more abt this idiot
SO A BASIC STATS PAGE IS RIGHT HERE CAUSE I WASN’T LAZY FOR ONCE [ click anywhere in that sentence fam ]
avery is literally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ personified abt 90-95% of the time
unless he’s grumpy
and grumpy time is mostly in the morning
his companion is houndoom and he got the hell doge orig as a lil houndour like they been through some shit together ok listen avery would Die if anything bad happened to his precious boy!!
speaking of his companion, avery’s had him for YEARS now like #truefriend
his companion [ who’s named cerberus cause i’m mythology trash yikes ] is closer to him than he’d consider most actual humans to be?? it’s horrible ik but he just never was one to have a ton of close friends
probably like two close friends/a best friend etc and that’s it bc more people = more drama, in his excuse but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t force him to befriend others even if he does it unknowingly bc BOY that happens!
“you’re ruining my rep as an unemotional mess” – avery, prob
honestly played with matches/fire more than he should’ve as a kid smh
memes memes memes
UM HE MAY BE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL BUT HE’S NOT THAT BAD ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM i promise
no biting unless you’re into that
i think it goes w/out saying he’s more of a dog person than a cat person huh
once when he was 16 he dyed a part of his hair red to be edgy…..he doesn’t like talking abt it
also pretty obvious his fave color is red
into both painting/drawing and photography tbh
was almost gonna take film studies but decided against it in like 0.5 seconds
literally wouldn’t be surprised if he’s that person who downloaded tinder/grinder for like 10 minutes and then ended up deleting the app lmfaojfhjskdj
nahh he probably still has them, he just doesn’t advertise it
yEA IDK WHAT ELSE PLS HMU FOR PLOTS GIVE THIS LOSER SOME LUV XOX














