l e t s r o l l o u t

Every act of r e b e l l i o n       expresses a nostalgia        for i n n o c e n c e and an appeal to the essence             of b e i n g The greatest crimes in the                 world are not committed by people    b r e a k i n g the rules                  but by people f o l l o w i n g them

[hassanup]

txt | modern adonis.

deacon: i cant bc if they tell me it's nothing i will literally burst into flames and die

deacon: but i ate 4 tubes of cookie dough and then i just realized the package said do not consume raw

deacon: and i feel Terrible

hassan: you ate four tubs of cookie dough

hassan: theres your diagnosis

[hassanup]

txt | modern adonis.

deacon: ok but my DORM is on FIRE

deacon: :///////

deacon: fine, it's not, but it might as well be

deacon: i think i have salmonella

hassan: who is this the number isn't in my phone

hassan: then go to the health center do i look like a nurse to you?

hassan: why do you think it's salmonella? what happened?

[hassanup]

txt | OPEN.

deac: listen i need help

deac: and this is a For Real Emergency it's not like the time i sent out a mass text that said "PLEASE HELP ASAP" to find someone who had a corkscrew

deac: although i still argue that that was a real emergency worthy of a 911 mass text blast

hassan: ur like the boy who cried emergeny

hassan: if your dorm isn't on fire i'm deleting your number

[hassanup]

you ever think about how your relationship with buttercup is like your parents' relationship with you

“—the irony wasn’t lost on me, no.”

[hassanup]

favorite pokémon type?

“i don’t really have a type. i guess if i had to limit myself to one it would be fire. but my favorite type, which i guess i’m pinned to, would be normal. something beautiful about the look on someone’s face when you kick ass with something they consider basic.”

[hassanup]

What's it like to grow up on a farm?

“what was it like? uh, i mean, kinda like living at any other household except my chores were more along the lines of refresh the hay instead of sweep the house. like, nothing extravagant. guess it was nice being around the pokemon. there was always milk around? i don’t know that’s what i got for ya.”

[hassanup]

moon-yoo:

moon stopped her advance rather abruptly. “y-yeah that’s right! she is a cool pokemon. the best, actually.” she eyed hassan’s miltank warily. moon wasn’t foolhardy enough to challenge a miltank without a plan. you don’t fucks with miltanks. “who’re you callin’ small fry, farmer boy?”

“i don’t know about the best, but, sure...” he shrugged his shoulder nonchalantly while buttercup made what could only be described as a grunting gasp, small arms crossed as she tilted her nose up. hassan sighed. “alright, not sure. i take it back. no sure. you’re the best, feel better now?” even though it was absolutely sarcasm, and buttercup was more than familiar with it, the backtrack seemed to appease her and she uncrossed her arms to try and pick up an apple slice. turns out hooves aren’t too good at picking up things, so she scuffed it up with her snout instead. “i’m calling you small fry. you seen yourself? you need to take it down a notch. besides, ain’t you on your way somewhere? seems to me like you and jinx had somewhere to be.”

[illymation]

has this been done

[hassanup]

cfficersantos:

“Hair of the dog is the only acceptable way to cure a hangover.”

“sounds like you speak from experience.”

[hassanup]

moon-yoo:

“you! yeah, you! i’m talkin’ to ya, i saw how you looked at my jynx!” moon jumped to her feet, jabbing an accusatory finger in the direction of a trainer who happened to be looking their way. her pokemon, haunani, looked distressed on her trainer’s behalf. “you wanna go?” 

he looked up slowly, as if the effort of even reacting to such an accusation was far too exhaustive. “yeah i looked. she’s a cool pokemon.” short, simple, and to the point. then his brow furrowed at buttercup popped up from where she’d been distracted with some apple slices. “go? go where? easy there, small fry.”

[hassanup]

under the cut is some small info about his #team

MILTANK  ♀  Buttercup ; thick fat ; wants a tattoo and thinks she’s cooler than you 

- roll out, milk drink, stomp, return

RAPIDASH  ♀ Valentine ; flame body ; wears contest ribbons around her neck

- sunny day, flamethrower, double team, megahorn

GIRAFARIG  ♂ ale ; inner focus ; real sweet, will cuddle but tail will bite

- agility, calm mind, psychic, baton pass

ZEBSTRIKA  ♂ spark ; lightning rod ; hates you probably, nothing personal

- volt switch, thunderbolt, pursuit, overheat

DEERLING  ♂ bambi ; sap sipper ; thinks it’s funny when people trip

- seed bomb, jump kick, energy ball, aromatherapy

MUDBRAY ♂  braybie ; stamina ; tracks mud everywhere, wants all the attention

- bulldoze, high horsepower, iron defense, rototiller 

[hassanup]

alright ya’ll we back!! under the cut is some info about hassan and his homecow buttercup.

hassan grew up in johto on a dairy farm. there were a lot of miltank and tauros and ponyta tbh

most of his time was spent workin on said farm and listen he didn’t really have a problem with it,,,,until he turned 14 and decided he must REBEL.

his parents were super against this whole rebel phase, like any parent would be. they were like listen child’o’mine you are gonna bottle this milk drink and be happy you go a roof over your head. 

and he was like NAH ME AND BUTTERCUP ARE GONNA GO BE POKEMON TRAINERS

oh yeah he named his miltank buttercup. cause she was cute and he was young and so was she and he still likes the name tbh he’s like yeah if i could do it all over her name would still be buttercup fight me it’s a cute ass name.

anyway, because that’s a thing and all, his parents realized he was gonna do it whether they liked it or not. so they finally let him go, figuring it was better than him running away without any support. 

so hassan left the farm and went to #traveltheworld. he has a pretty significant string of badges under his belt but he never really made it to the top rings, mostly because he’s not sure he wants to. he figured if he went there and lost, it would be like training for the olympics and then slippin on the dive board. 

buttercup thinks they can win but buttercup also thinks she’s the baddest cow around so

anyway, travel he did!! he became this total “bad boy” and was wild and free and got all the tattoos and did all the drinking and partying put together a pretty badass team. but listen...that lifestyle has limits

pretty soon he was like this is...not what i thought it would be. he started to miss home. he missed his parents, and all the miltank and even that real grumpy old tauros that was always the worst. he missed the herdier and his house and he even kinda missed the work.

so...he went back home. it was a bit of a shock to his parents because they hadn’t seen him in a while and figured he wouldn’t be coming back to stay—they also weren’t expecting the tattoos and piercings but like, that’s alright they don’t care, it’s cool, hassan is back.

he decided to try to go to kanto u to major in agricultural sciences because he wants to expand the dairy farm and maybe even expand into other areas who knows!! 

but he’s minoring in training because deep down he still wants to beat the elite 4 and all variants thereof.

hassan comes off as a jerk because he’s extremely blunt and for the most part will not cater to anyone’s sensitivity. if they have a problem with him then oh well, you can’t control everyone. part of this comes from him being so jaded, and so over everything he’s tired he’s like an old man who’s seen the world and just wants to sleep. 

but he’s also a really stable guy. he’s not a good shoulder to cry on, but he’s good for advice and he’s good for secrets (he won’t tell if he agrees not to). he’s good for chill nights and hanging out. he’s really not much of a partier anymore, but he’ll go if someone asks him too

....mostly because buttercup wants to keep up her image smh 

typical conversation: no buttercup you cant have a tattoo. 

MILTANK STOMP 

go ahead and throw your fit you still can’t have a tattoo. 

ANYWAY COME PLOT ME WE CAN HAVE A BLAAAST. 

[rewatchingpokemon]

[lovablys]