Jul 21
lois being a complete and utter monsterfucker wanting to get her shit ROCKED by an alien superfreak, except her current alien superfreak is sweet ol' clark who won't indulge her that much for fear of turning her into a smudge on their mattress. enter, kon and kara...
#this concept is consuming me because like. yes day-to-day the supers appear human but they are so. SO. not#all-hearing almost-all seeing flying superstrong humanoid creatures with ice in their lungs and lava in their eyes#THEY COULD COUNT. AS MONSTER. FOR FUCKING PURPOSES I THINK#to say nothing of kon's TTK. or the extensions we could make to this in the pervertverse (xenobio anyone?)#and lois lane is THE adrenaline junkie!!!! i love that about her!!!!!!!!!!!!#and all this to say she SHOULD get fucked into next century by her husband's cousin and sonbrotherclonecousinguy#karalois#konlois#karakonlois#supercest#tt (as in tom talks)