as you can see, i have issues

perving on kon-el for fun and profit | intro post strictly 18+ only | frequent dark/taboo content, including incest not your thing? please just do us both a kindness and block me. thanks!

[koncest]

qualification critera for being superboy:

extremely high molestability

idk like superpowers or whatever

[crabussy]

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

[excerpto]

I love the concept of tim being a guilty rapist like bruce

[koncest]

your post about clark, kara, and jon having sex with kon bc they can't have sex with each other 😦 Clark Getting His Cum All Over Kon's Cock Before Kara Rides Kon?? your mind. i love you.

the post in question

oh my days thank you so much anon!!!!!! that is so kind of you awww 🥰😊🫶 i love you too *blows kiss*

it is a concept i've had rotating around in my brain for a while, and especially recently what with my brain being 24/7 4K HD kon-el ponderings at the pace of a speeding bullet.

one of the very delicious things i didn't expand on hugely in the original post is that i don't at all think it's a matter of clark, kara or jon looking down on kon, per se. i'm sure he'd fear that they do, but ultimately it's all in his head. it's just that them loving him and considering him family absolutely does not preclude them from exploiting the double standard of his existence. just because he's their loophole doesn't mean they don't care about him, the detail and the danger is in expressing it — because clark, for example, can plainly state and conceive of the fact that "this is jon. jon is my son. it would be wrong to have sex with him", but when it comes to kon, it's "kon is my...my...uh...." and not being able to finish that sentence in one neat word is the only hair-thin thread keeping this whole messy affectionate-but-exploitative-but-loving-but-unfair affair from collapsing into a puddle of cum and hypocrisy.

[koncest]

do you think kon as a clone would get some kind of complex about his lack of parents, like not even having distant biological parents or dead parents or anything, it's just nothing. would he try to fill that hole in his identity by fucking men and women older than him and calling them mom and dad during it. perhaps fucking lois and quietly (perhaps hoping she won't hear him) calling her mom whilst inside her, not because she's his mom or because he thinks of her as his mom, but because he feels so lonely not having anyone to call mom, and lois is here, she's soft and warm, and kon thinks that's probably what moms are supposed to feel like.

nonny you are speaking my exact language!!!! YES I DO THINK SO!!!!

in fact, it is my ardently held interpretation that kon not only would have some kind of complex about his lack of parents, but absolutely canonically does. granted, a lot of the textual evidence from that comes from him cracking jokes about it (the famous "mama said pulling hair an' hitting girls was a big no-no — but mama was a test tube...as you can see, i have issues." from sb94 #84). but as we know, kon is notorious for making the flavour of joke that is pretty transparently a vulnerable cry for help to anyone even halfway paying attention.

which is to say, as far as i'm concerned, you're dead right. both about him having this complex in the first place and the utterly scrumptious concept of him seeking out older romantic/sexual partners in a desperate search to fulfil emotional needs that would ordinarily be met by a parent. but, importantly, his awareness that that's what he's doing would be (in my opinion) be two-fold; kon is great at being loosely cognizant of his own issues, and then in the very same breath repressing the hell out of them (hence: jokes). within his own mind, he wouldn't be thinking "man, i could just kick rocks about how i don't have a mom or dad. and indeed how there's no neat label for the way in which i'm related to anyone in my family and it makes me feel perpetually a little isolated through no fault of anyone's" like he's not that aware.

but he is precisely in the sweet spot to do exactly as you say, and oh my stars the way you've phrased it — not because she's his mom or because he thinks of her as his mom, but because he feels so lonely not having anyone to call mom, and lois is here, she's soft and warm, and kon thinks that's probably what moms are supposed to feel like — is so BRILLIANT OUGHHH!!!! i can't even add anything to that other than how incredibly much i love it. *chef's kiss*

(now you've got me thinking more about that scenario where clark never comes back from the dead, and the glorious codependent fucked-up "we're just trying to get by in this world without superman" relationship kon and lois could've had...)

[polybatcest]

oh, my god; oh, mercy me!

Rating: E Relationships: Ruthye Marye Knoll/Kara Zor-El, Clark Kent & Kara Zor-El Additional Tags: Codependency, Past Alcoholism, Unhealthy Relationships

Summary:

“I’m concerned,” Clark finally said. “About your relationship with Ruthye.” “Why?” Kara frowned. “Ruthye and I get along great. She’s a good kid, I like hanging out with her.” Kara leaned back and let an irreverent grin spread across her face. “No offense, but… she’s kinda my best friend.” “She’s thirteen.” “Uh, yeah, I know how old Ruthye is.” Kara rolled her eyes. To Krypto on the ground before her, she stage-whispered, “This guy, right?” “Kara,” Clark snapped. “Ruthye told me you two have been sharing a bed. Is that true?”

-> Read on AO3

[koncest]

lois being a complete and utter monsterfucker wanting to get her shit ROCKED by an alien superfreak, except her current alien superfreak is sweet ol' clark who won't indulge her that much for fear of turning her into a smudge on their mattress. enter, kon and kara...

[koncest]

former groomed teenager and current grown-up kon being fiercely protective of jon, checking in with him about every relationship he has with other adults (up to and including clark and lois), making sure he knows all about consent and boundaries what it's appropriate for people to want from him...and in doing so, inadvertently fuelling jon's crush. and jon is smart enough to deduct that kon probably feels so strongly about all this due to personal experiences he doesn't talk about (at least, not where jon's ever able to hear), so he tries really, really hard not to get caught swooning over him. but then some c-lister villain makes a vaguely creepy comment in jon's direction and kon punts them into the stratosphere, and it's so hot and so much and jon's squirming with admiration and gratitude and sexual frustration and love and maybe just a tiny bit of humiliation (because, hey! he can defend himself, kon). and kon's mistaking it for jon being upset, immediately rushing to comfort him, and — oh — that's probably 'cuz jon's crying. and he tries, really tries, to explain that he's not sad or even angry really, there's just so many feelings inside him they're overflowing, but he's stumbling over his words and it's just making it all worse and harder and—"can you please just fuck me already?!"

[wolfboyprey-deactivated20251108]

*dreamy sigh* risky public incest sex

[koncest]

swearing a personal oath to involve lois lane in more supercest. that woman is a card-carrying freak from her very first appearance on, she should be this kind of freak too methinks

[excerpto]

"You cant ship timkon and jondami at the same time the implications are weird!" well now I have to ship timjonkondami, way to go🙄

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[guiltfactory]

heartwarming: your favorite character was canonically molested

[tenderwhumps]

⬜️ single

⬜️ taken

☑️ imagining blorbo from my show getting beaten within an inch of their life and crying in the arms of the one they love

[guiltfactory]

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[damicest]

when i read the kondami proxy sex post, i at first 100% imagined that kon wanted to have sex with jon but settled for damian.... makes sense with his basically canon incest kink ngl. and maybe dami is lusting after tim. so here they are, kon and dami, both perverts who wish they could get incestuous with their brothers, but that's generally frowned upon, so they'll find solidarity with each other <3 maybe they should call each other little brother and big brother while they fuck too

@halftonevoid's post

"Generally frowned upon" is actually sending me alskdfj but Kon lusting after Jon is always so good. Like he's used to it, right? Weird feelings about his family members have been there for forever. Is it so wrong to sometimes think about your brother-nephew-son of the guy you're a clone of while you jerk off? He doesn't need to do anything about it to get by on life. Only to then to turn around and recognize the exact way Damian looks at Tim... How Damian'll tense up when Tim calls him his brother specifically (also. lowk Tim thinking Damian just hates being called his brother, so he does it more in an attempt to be annoying and get a reaction... phenomenal).

Thinking about them meeting up under the excuse of "we just have a lot in common" then they're having the most intense incest kink riddled proxy sex. Should. Leak out of the bedroom a little and Damian accidentally refers to Kon as his big brother in front of a bunch of people, then have to bullshit their way through an excuse. God, someone teasing Kon about it after, referencing Damian like "your little brother." He's going to have a meltdown