#karchie rambles

[misterkarchie]

This ship bewitched my soul

I had to buy action figures of them.

Now I can make them kiss.

I highly recommend this Fondjoy bootleg (but still official DC merch) collector brand, because Lex actually looks like Nicholas Hoult, whereas the McFarlane one is just some random ass bald dude.

[misterkarchie]

I'm watching a superman reaction on youtube and it's really funny how queer people clock Lex's gay ass.

Almost ending the world when you could have just asked Superman out on a date.

[misterkarchie]

I LOVE fics where Clark is just as much obsessed with Lex as the other way around. I AM LIVING FOR THEM

Lex: I cloned you. I studied you. I can't stop thinking about you. I wanna kiss kill you, I hope you die.

Clark: What if he is plotting something? I need to check his tower, I need to follow him, i need to listen in, I need to babysit him. I need to see him! Why does his crying face makes feel something inside?

[misterkarchie]

Someone stop me. I keep putting them in positions and situations.

You don't wanna see the rest 💀

[misterkarchie]

Clex established relationship but Lex still wreaks havoc because that's his way of flirting.

"I'm gonna cause chaos on purpose so my boyfriend only pays attention to me on his daily patrols."

[misterkarchie]

This is also clex

[misterkarchie]

I'm soooo curious what would Lex Luthor's reaction be to Earth 32 where clex, in fact, is canon.

Man of Tomorrow scene where they glimpse in that universe and Lex has a meltdown about it lmao

Clark takes it in stride

"Looks like tall, dark and martian IS your type, Lex."

[misterkarchie]

I feel like we haven't grasped the full potential of cloix yet.

Lex and Lois arguing and Clark has a boner about it.