Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you... Karriver! (... Karrilver?)
Who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart: Oliver has a sweet tooth and loves eating Captain Crunch for breakfast. They always make sure there’s three or four boxes because Barry and Kara like it too and are known to go for seconds. Kara loves pizza bagels just as she loves pizza and pot stickers and doesn’t hesitate to add them every shopping trip.
Who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire: You would think Barry. You would maybe think Kara. But you wouldn’t expect Oliver. But he did, because he’s a goddamn nerd at the best of times. He was fixing one of those cups of chicken noodle soup and just put it in the microwave without taking off the foil inside. Completely blew the microwave up.
Who sleeps naked: Oliver for often than not. Kara and Barry burn too damn hot and he refuses to die of overheating.
Who sleeps under 3 blankets: Kara, actually. When her boys are away on their Earth her bed feels to big and cold and she ends up sleeping with multiple blankets. What she doesn’t know is that they do the same. :)
Who has a huge crush on Billy Joel: Baaaaaaaaaaaaarryyyyyyyyyyyy. Kara thinks it’s a adorable and for Barry’s birthday Oliver gets a private showing for him.
Who gets drunk and breaks shit: Kara. She doesn’t get drunk often but when she does she just fucking trips all the damn time and breaks shit. It’s hilarious.
Who’s a closeted anime fan: Oliver. Kara and him binge Sailor Moon and Ghost in the Shell all the time. His favorite anime is, surprisingly, Madoka Magica.
Who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places: Fucking Barry. On one memorable occasion he speared Kara in a closet while she was at work. And he got Oliver while he was in a meeting. Boy has an insane sex drive.
Who’s afraid of Slenderman: Oliver motherfucking Queen. Barry thinks it’s hilarious and Kara does too but doesn’t as openly tease him. It’s adorable.
What their wedding song will be: They can’t decide, and end up passing the decision to Cisco because they feel ready to pull their hair out. Cisco plays Wonderwall and Cisco is subsequently banned from ever again picking music for events.
What their biggest fight was about: Oh, jesus. Probably Oliver’s stupid decisions to try and shut Kara and Barry out when he feels everyone he loves is about to be ripped away from him. There was a lot of yelling, a broken couch, and angry makeup sex.
Why they work together: They’re all leaders. Oliver deserves two giant golden retrievers as romantic partners to just lavish him in happy and love but also call him on his bullshit. Barry has always seemed to gravitate towards them immediately and their approval and he just has a great amount of camaraderie that is too romantic and not enough platonic. Kara deserves people who respect her power and what she can do and love her for all she is and can keep up with her not just emotionally but also physically.
I love them so much. So so much.
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