#kark2

[beforus-for-real-justice]

I've come to make an announcement.

Former Mod Karkat, Hadtem Uofnos, is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. He nearly leaked my FUCKING address. That's right. He took his NASTY ASS CLOWN GRUBBY FINGERS OUT, and he TYPED UP MY ADDRESS, and he said his bulge was THIS BIG and I said THATS DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY GRUMBLR DOT COM. Hadtem Uofnos, you got a SMALL bulge, its the size of this WALNUT but WAY smaller. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY BULGE LOOKS LIKE. (KAPEWWWW) THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO FACE PAINT. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO SHAMEGLOBES AND A BONG. He tried to leak my hive, so guess what, I'm gonna LEAK HIS HIVE, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER DOXXING. Except I'm not just gonna leak his hive, no. I can stoop lower. IM PISSING ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! (BOOOOM) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MEENAH? I PISSED ON THIS GUYS HIVE YOU IIIIDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISSSS DRRRRROPLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA NOW GET OFF MY BLOG BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

my fucking moirail man. why

[beforus-for-real-justice]

What's the deal with "lowblood ally" highbloods? They keep popping up lately...

It's performative shit. Everyone knows us highbloods think we're better. And what of it, really?

[beforus-for-real-justice]

I’m in MSPA’s hive and I can’t stop eating his mints. They’re so fucking good. I’ve never hungered for mints quite like this. He saw me do it and tried to steal the mints away so now every time he isn’t looking I shovel them into my maw. And I know he knows. He pleads wth his eyes for me to stop eating his fucking mints. But we both know he isn’t fast enough to catch me doing it.

🦀Mod Karkat.🦀

[beforus-for-real-justice]

A# oF YoU ARE ACTUA#Y FUCKING Ho#IBLE. YoURE A BUNCH oF N#KLICKING SHITSTAINS. I AM BEING FoR SERIoUS. I KNoW MoD KARKAT IS FUCKING RE#ER THAN THE SUN AND JUST HIDING IT BEHIND THAT STUPID ANoNCASTE WI#LER “SPRITE”. A# oF YoU N#D To GET CU#ED ALTERNIAN STYLE. EVERYoNE KNoWS ANYoNE WHo HIDES THEIR BL#D CoLoR IS THE LoWEST oF THE LoW. THEY ALSo HAVE A LoW CASTE. H#! I WI# FIND YoUR HIVESTEM AND RIP YoU APART WITH MY oWN GRASPNUBS. YoU MAY “DRAFT” PoSTS. BUT IM DRAFTING AN ARMY To CU# EVERYNUG WHoSE HAD THE MISFoRTUNE oF M#TING YoUR SHITHIVE A#. YoUR BRAND oF DISCoURSE IS WoRSE THAN THE SECRETIONS THAT CoME oUT oF THE MoTHERGRUBS MoST ERoGENoUS TU#ELS. YoUR EMoTIoN PLATE IS PRoBABLY MoRE DISGUSTING THAN THE U#ERS oF A H#BEAST. GET CU#ED.

My honest reaction.

First and fucking foremost the sun is green, so jot that down. Secondly, I have publically stated I am a fucking highblood who likes his privacy.

And I certainly don’t recall drafting shit.

Go ahead. Come. Try to fucking find me. I live on Beforus. Suck my bulge you pitchbait whore.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

☆ free mod sollux ☆

☆ from its culler ☆ not the blog ☆ hes not allowed to leave the blog ☆ its too funny to let it leave ☆

Half tempted to just swing by with MSPA and see if we can hivejack that guy. But that requires planning.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

someone free mod sollux already this shit is nuts - melete

If he minds it, he’ll leave.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

i like food so spicy it physically harms me but youdo NOT disrespect banana flavour. you come into MY HIVE and disrespect MY BANANA FLAVOUR CANDY. for shame

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BANANA? That is NOT banana flavoring! I’m not saying it’s BAD TASTING. I’m saying THATS NOT FUCKING BANANA AND ITS DISGUSTING TO THINK IT IS.

I just HAPPENED to put out a public broadcast that came into your hive, and now you’re on MY FRONT LAWNRING pounding on the door like I did something wrong.