#karr x reader

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POV:KARR and you(I think)

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Me: “I want to write a slow burn.”

Also Me: “You already have like 3 things to write, including a slow burn.”

Me: “But this one is a slow burn there’s actually an interest for!”

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I know I've probably seen this somewhere,but hear me out.A one-shot/short story where the reader (no matter gender),a former FLAG employee,has been trying in every way to prove to them that KARR shouldn't be locked up alone and that he can be fixed.But after some time,the reader finds KARR and fixes him. And KARR,who doesn't know how to express love,respect,and trust in anyone,watches you and even tries to watch documentaries about animals to show somehow that he's grateful for your help.I know,not my best idea😔

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Since KARR was left abandoned, he’s probably never had his wires messed around with before.

Especially not as often as KITT does.

Take this as you will.

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Trans Am- (Drabble/WIP/Whatever you want to call it)

(Started this back when I first watched the episode and made the 'don't call me boy' post. Actually got flack from people about that post, so I forgot I started a little Reader/Karr bit about it)

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Reader: "So you're non-binary? Like you don't have any binary?"

KARR: "I speak perfect binary." 

"Say something in binary." You foolishly say.

"01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111"

You have to sit and listen while rattles numbers off in rapid succession. When he finally stops, you're almost afraid to ask what he said.

"I… I don't actually speak binary KARR. You're going to have to translate that for me."

"You asked me to say 'something,' so I did."

You swear he would be smirking if he could.

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Inspired by a dream I had, but uh...

FLAG takes KARR away from Reader as a sort of 'test' to see if they actually care about him and would come after him. Meanwhile, Reader is freaking out because they think someone up and stole KARR.

Reader 'rescues' KARR and is pretty much like this towards FLAG:

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KARR x Reader when they first get together

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KARR Vs. Monopoly

KARR x Reader, SFW, fluff, just playing board games with your bud, references to the Game Grumps Monopoly videos, I've never played monopoly before, I wrote this in like an hour

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'Monopoly is a fun game to play with the people you care most about' said no one ever.

As excruciatingly painful as the game could be, it might be your best chance of finally winning in a game against KARR.

Every single game you've tried to play with him quickly turned one sided.

He played card games by having the cards propped in front of the scanner and he would instruct you which cards to put down. Even with this disadvantage, he had the world's best poker face.

Battleship turned out to be a failure when you realized he was tracking your eye movements and conveniently 'forgot' to tell you he could do that.

Your first game of Scrabble was your last once KARR started spouting six syllable words.

At the very least, the games ended quickly. Better for your back, because you usually had to sit on the garage floor in front of his scanner to make him feel more included.

With Monopoly, there was an element of chance. The roll of the dice, and not strictly the strategic planning, could win the game. Perfect for playing with a computer that could memorize every strategy in the book.

Now KARR would never let you actually decorate him with the fuzzy dice, but they found a better use. When it was his turn, you would throw them onto his hood and he would pop it open to roll the dice. You figured it was a surefire way he couldn't cheat, though that wouldn't be a guarantee you would win.

The game started out smooth, as they usually do, but Monopoly can never prevent itself from devolving into a greedy tug of war with your loved ones.

While you had most of the properties, KARR was determined not to give up anything he owned so easily. You considered robbing the bank for more funds more than once, but you swear KARR was keeping a closer eye on you than usual.

"I'm not buying that." Greens are far too rich for your blood. 

"If you don't want that property, the banker must sell it to the highest bidder." KARR explains.

"What? No, I don't. I've never done that."

"It's in the rulebook."

"Oh, so you only play by the rules when it benefits you?"

"I'll pay three hundred for it."

"You're the only other player. I'm not selling it to you." You give him a look that implies he's dreaming with that offer.

"Afraid you'll lose?" 

"Excuse me?" You're almost taken aback by the sudden accusation.

"Seeing as how you've come this far, I wouldn't put it past you to start becoming ignorant to how the game should be played." KARR gets suspiciously bold with his statements. "And as the banker, no less."

"Fine, the bank will take your dirty money." You snatch the money from his side and place it back into the game box lid.

You decided to buy every property you landed on just so KARR couldn't steal it out from under you. This only causes him to double down on bleeding the board dry of free spaces.

You end up with several two out of three properties. The only thing that stands in your way is attempting a trade with KARR, and he knows it.

"Well, well, well, it seems we are an impasse." His voice dips dangerously low. "Care to make a trade?"

"I'll give you sixty eight dollars for your purple space."

"Make it two hundred."

"Two hundred!? You've got some big bolts if you think I'm going to give you two hundred."

"Two hundred." KARR simply repeats.

"One hundred twenty."

"You're in no position to negotiate."

"I'm negotiating right now!"

"You're in a position to beg."

"Watch it, Mister." You were well aware of KARR's so called 'seduction' skills, and you had to be persistent in not falling into any of his traps, regardless if the stakes were as low as playing monopoly.

He's silent, ever so patiently waiting as you look over your assets.

"What if I... give you the two brown spaces, this fifty, and a kiss?" You figured if he was going to play games other than monopoly, you could play them as well.

"Kisses are not a valid form of currency in monopoly."

"Two browns, this one hundred, and I'll hand wash you later."

KARR is silent for a moment, as if he's actually considering this offer.

"No."

"It's a fair trade!" You can't believe he would turn down a hand wash. 

"I want an unfair trade."

"Why would I do that? The game is already unfair!" You gesture to the entire board that's clearly tilted in KARR'S favor.

"Because you're incredibly desperate?"

"I'm not desperate! Look at all the money I have!" You ignore the fact that you just tried to bribe him with a bath in order to win a board game.

"The game is called 'Monopoly,' not 'Who wants to be a millionaire.'"

You almost regret introducing him to game shows.

"Look, I'm only going to keep getting more wealthy unless you trade properties with me."

"You're new to this whole negotiating thing, aren't you?" He points out, absolutely correct, though you refuse to acknowledge it.

"You'll have more properties to put down! Isn't that what you want?"

"If you land once on the properties you're heading towards, you'll owe me six hundred dollars."

"And how frequently is that going to happen?" You answer your own rhetorical question before he actually calculates anything. "If you own half the board, it'll happen much faster!"

"It happens if you roll a four, six, or seven."

"Which isn't going to happen." You declare smugly before you take your roll of the dice.

It's a seven.

"Next time, we're playing Candyland." You tell him in all seriousness.

There's a moment where you stare at the smug looking scanner before he speaks up.

"Would you like to make a trade?"

"Well, now you have to make it worth MY while." 

You swear he's chuckling.