its👏🏼so👏🏼true👏🏼 u would the best because at times, you are the wise old elf, but ur also the loveliest and fluffiest (for sure yall would wanna pat their head and keep them in ya pocket) bUt tHen theres that side of u where u defo dont want to mess with jordangels human because they gon’ beef u 👊🏼no💪🏼problemo🤜🏼 so yall better watch out😤 finally u got that spice of nasty we all need ,’:)
i’m WEEPING, IT’S TRUE, BOTH U AND LALA ARE OUT TO FUCKING GET ME AND MY WEAK LITTLE HEART, SHIT. you honestly speak way too highly of me :((( i love you so much and the one thing you got right is that if someone messed with you i’d tell em off and maybe backhand the fucker in a heartbeat ok :(( you’re a sweet lil bean, MY SWEET LIL BEAN OK. i’m no guardian angel obviously but i shall do my best u w u
oh and also ur right about the nasty part. obviously.














