A girl came into my work today and she had a library slip as a tattoo. I fell a little in love. She was gorgeous too. I had a bit of a chat, but damn my awkwardness, I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!
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A girl came into my work today and she had a library slip as a tattoo. I fell a little in love. She was gorgeous too. I had a bit of a chat, but damn my awkwardness, I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND!
COOL QUESTIONS FOR COOL PEOPLE
I don't even care. I'm answering these without inbox shit.
1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have? James
2: If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why? The falling of The Berlin Wall
3: What kind of sandwich best describes your personality? Grilled peanut butter, jam, bacon and sprinkles.
4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them? I would love him, and cuddle him, and pat him, and bathe him, and snuggle him.
5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be? Equality within society.
6: What is your opinion of Canada? Like the cold/French-ish version of Australia.
7: What is your patronous? A raccoon or snow leopard.
8: If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose? Light aqua.
9: What was the last movie you chose not to watch? Pacific Rim (I was forced to go anyway, and actually quite enjoyed it).
10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow? Cannabis.
11: What do you miss the most? I don't actually miss anything right now.
12: What is your favorite sequel film? Toy Story 2, or 28 Weeks Later.
13: Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city? Small town!
14: What's your favorite branch of the military? The RAAF.
15: What year of school was best for you? 12 or 10.
16: What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday? December.
17: What is your favorite type of pie? Apple.
18: Do you enjoy being single? I like it, but I never am.
19: Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans? Rivers, they're calming.
20: If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose? TAIL!
21: What is your favorite font? Blessed Day by Bill Argel
22: What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning? ALL THE CATS!
23: What was your last date like? I never go on dates. TAKE ME ON A DATE!
24: Who are you? I am me.
25: What is your least favorite illicit substance? Heroin.
26: What is your opinion on 80's music? The bad stuff has been forgotten for a reason.
27: If you could add something to the high school curriculum, what would you add? "How to not be a pretentious dick to everyone around you."
28: What is your favorite album artwork? The Velvet Underground and Nico. It's great because it was designed by Warhol and has a peel off sticker on the cover!
29: What is your favorite non-social networking website? Etsy.com
30: What is your favorite boy band? I totally count Queen as a boyband (it's a band with boys!)
31: What is your least favorite casual dining establishment? Red Rooster, I guess?
32: You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Fruit Tingles and Fruit Tingles ;)
33: If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why? Coniferous Forest, because it's most similar to where I live now.
34: What is your preferred projectile? Chickens.
35: You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it? Turn it into a smaller cafe and bar, with live music, and hookahs at every table.
36: What have you done recently to dismantle the patriarchy? Tattoos and piercings!
37: What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying? Most of them.
38: What is your favorite piece of clothing? My purple Doc Martens.
39: What was the most awkward moment of your romantic history? I was having sex, and I was tied up and fell off the bed, and we were both laughing so much that I couldn't get up, and he couldn't help me, so I was stuck there like a turtle.
40: What brought you to Tumblr? I came for the porn, I stayed for the fandoms.
41: What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced? Anything to do with Apple.
42: Why did you send the last anonymous Tumblr message you sent? To a boy who I stalked and thought was pretty. ;)
43: Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years? Nine Days - Absolutely (Story of a Girl).
44: How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart? None, I barely know my family's.
45: What is your favorite speech?
46: What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical? Over at Frankenstein's Place from The Rocky Horror Show.
47: How do you feel about dating exes? I've done it, I'd hesitate to do it again. People change, and what works/doesn't work once rarely works again.
48: What is your favorite vegetable? Baby spinach.
49: Who is your favorite fictional villain? Moriarty (from the Sherlock series) or Patrick Bateman (does he even count as a villain?)
50: What is your favorite police procedural? Blue Heelers was great for Aussie TV, but otherwise NCIS or Law and Order: SVU.
I feel as though I have a civil responsibility to consume as much chocolate milk as physically possible.
You're a cute bum
Awwww, I only just noticed this anon. No idea how long it's been chilling here... You made my afternoon though! <3
For crying out loud Tumblr, get self-harm out of the scarification tag! They are not the same thing!
I'm too lazy and cold to get up and turn on the light, so I'm on my computer, in bed, in the dark. I teenage good.
I think your layout is broken :/
I assume you mean where the pictures are bigger than the grids? Yeah, it's annoying, I have no idea how to fix it. It's only when I reblog a text post that has pictures attached. Does anyone have any suggestions?
Maybe you just sweat cooch juice.
Kieran